To Dashing Dasher, courtesy of Julie Brown. I used to have the album on vinyl, of all things. It's from "Goddess in Progress":
Big and Stupid
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots
The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk
{Refrain}
I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid
The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and