To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[Finger Monkey]

The best date I was ever on was a first date. It lasted four days. It was this month. In South Carolina.

There were horses, and meat, and fruit, and onions, and bugs and Napoleon Dynamite and dogs (one of which has an unbelievably severe obsession with sticks), and a ferrier, and the cop with the beer between his legs, and the first part of Full Metal Jacket, and fire ants, and guns, and humidity, and a porch swing, and knives and a chicken which was well carved, and more . . .

But the best thing about the date is that I met my husband. The man I thought did not exist. I shall stop here for blood sugar puposes.

We are going to be one of those couples who make everyone else sick with our affection. And our PDA's.

When I left South Carolina, I shoved him up against the wall in the airport to kiss him goodbye. Someday I will never have to kiss him goodbye. Unless he goes outside to feed the dogs.

Yeehaw! I got me a husband on the internet!

Thanks FR

[Allegra]

Maybe we can dance the night away at Ali Baba's Discotheque on Haifa Street...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"plenty of smoochie-smoochie and cuddly-wuddly"

I have done a lot on dates, but I never called it that.

[hispanarepublicana]

My mom stuffes them with pecan halves and rolls them in powdered sugar.

[dakine]

Now, I'm hopin' the women I dated are aware of FR...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"JIMMY CASINO"

Did you hit the JACKPOT?

[Oberon]

You mean petro and cy are an item?

Well, there's some good news!

[Fierce Allegiance]

I don't get it. What did he ahve to make up for?

[ken5050]

Maybe you should post the current top ten pick-up lines our troops are trying out in Iraq...

1. You have any dates?..I mean the fruit thingees..

2. I found a topless oasis..

3. How many humps does your camel have?

[missyme]

LOL..I met him at the Red Onion, he did not look like a Jimmy Casino he was kinda smooth but a fun guy that's for sure....

[Petronski]

We are going to be one of those couples who make everyone else sick with our affection. And our PDA's.

I bet me and Cyborg can be more sickening than you and your man!

"Cuddly wuddly" and "smoochie smoochie" are mere warning shots...

[missyme]

That crummy date!
I did not want to go to the park and drink Beer!

[GodBlessUSA]

Thanks again for the Ping Dashing! I enjoyed reading everyone's stories yesterday! I'm sure I'll enjoy this thread.

Ok, I'll be the corny one. It was with my Husband. I had just had the worse blind date, the weekend before. A guy with no sense of humor and very pretentious. My husband had been asking me out a few times and I didn't go. My girlfriend was smitten with him. I finally said, yes. The next weekend, I went to dinner with my husband. Fell in love that night. We dined and laughed for hours! We still do these many years later. Thank God I said yes to that date! :)

[najida]

You went out with him again!?!

[Petronski]

Michelob?



Why in the world did you see him again?

[najida]

Ha!

Your granddaughter I take it?

[GodBlessUSA]

Great Story! :)

[martin_fierro]

Oooh la la!

Pittsburgh eez zee City of Loooove!

[najida]

Oh man!

~~sniffle~~ What a romantic story.

Thank you.

[Petronski]

No, you goofy, it was cyborg and me.