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To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!
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| 06/16/05
| Dasher
Posted on 06/16/2005 8:13:45 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher
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To: Dashing Dasher; carolinacrazy; teenyelliott; cowboyway
The best date I was ever on was a first date. It lasted four days. It was this month. In South Carolina.
There were horses, and meat, and fruit, and onions, and bugs and Napoleon Dynamite and dogs (one of which has an unbelievably severe obsession with sticks), and a ferrier, and the cop with the beer between his legs, and the first part of Full Metal Jacket, and fire ants, and guns, and humidity, and a porch swing, and knives and a chicken which was well carved, and more . . .
But the best thing about the date is that I met my husband. The man I thought did not exist. I shall stop here for blood sugar puposes.
We are going to be one of those couples who make everyone else sick with our affection. And our PDA's.
When I left South Carolina, I shoved him up against the wall in the airport to kiss him goodbye. Someday I will never have to kiss him goodbye. Unless he goes outside to feed the dogs.
Yeehaw! I got me a husband on the internet!
Thanks FR
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:40:05 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: ken5050
Maybe we can dance the night away at Ali Baba's Discotheque on Haifa Street...
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:40:06 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(But It's A Dry Heat...)
To: Petronski
"plenty of smoochie-smoochie and cuddly-wuddly" I have done a lot on dates, but I never called it that.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:40:20 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
My mom stuffes them with pecan halves and rolls them in powdered sugar.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:40:32 AM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Now, I'm hopin' the women I dated are aware of FR...
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:41:36 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: missyme
"JIMMY CASINO"Did you hit the JACKPOT?
66
posted on
06/16/2005 8:42:02 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Petronski; cyborg
You mean petro and cy are an item?
Well, there's some good news!
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:42:16 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: missyme
I don't get it. What did he ahve to make up for?
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:42:37 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: Allegra
Maybe you should post the current top ten pick-up lines our troops are trying out in Iraq...
1. You have any dates?..I mean the fruit thingees..
2. I found a topless oasis..
3. How many humps does your camel have?
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:43:34 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL..I met him at the Red Onion, he did not look like a Jimmy Casino he was kinda smooth but a fun guy that's for sure....
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:45:09 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: BerthaDee
We are going to be one of those couples who make everyone else sick with our affection. And our PDA's.I bet me and Cyborg can be more sickening than you and your man!
"Cuddly wuddly" and "smoochie smoochie" are mere warning shots...
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:45:14 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
That crummy date!
I did not want to go to the park and drink Beer!
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:46:17 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Dashing Dasher; cyborg; Petronski
Thanks again for the Ping Dashing! I enjoyed reading everyone's stories yesterday! I'm sure I'll enjoy this thread.
Ok, I'll be the corny one. It was with my Husband. I had just had the worse blind date, the weekend before. A guy with no sense of humor and very pretentious. My husband had been asking me out a few times and I didn't go. My girlfriend was smitten with him. I finally said, yes. The next weekend, I went to dinner with my husband. Fell in love that night. We dined and laughed for hours! We still do these many years later. Thank God I said yes to that date! :)
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:46:41 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: missyme
You went out with him again!?!
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:47:16 AM PDT
by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
To: missyme
Michelob?
Why in the world did you see him again?
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:47:56 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Petronski
Ha!
Your granddaughter I take it?
76
posted on
06/16/2005 8:48:03 AM PDT
by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
To: colorcountry
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:48:08 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Petronski; cyborg; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Oooh la la!
Pittsburgh eez zee City of Loooove!
To: colorcountry
Oh man!
~~sniffle~~ What a romantic story.
Thank you.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:49:26 AM PDT
by
najida
(Heat index of 105 and me with doors to paint and no AC. Yeah, I'm cranky.)
To: najida
No, you goofy, it was cyborg and me.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:49:38 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
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