Posted on 06/12/2005 7:02:22 AM PDT by pissant
Some of our most cherished memories in life revolve around sharing a drink with loved ones and friends. A fine bottle of Cabernet with your spouse on your anniversary. A 12 year old scotch with your father. Shots of tequila with the girl you've been after for months. Etc, Etc.
There are certainly people in our history and living today, that I would give my left nu.., er little toe, to share a beer and a long-winded conversation with. The following is off the top of my head, and hundreds more could be included:
LIVING:
3. Bob Dylan - my all time favorite enigmatic musician
2. Donald Rumsfeld - A real man amongst girly men
1. Mark Steyn - perhaps the most insightful, wittiest man on the planet
DEAD
3. Ernest Hemmingway - one of the few writers of fiction I love.
2. Ronald Reagan - The hero of our times
1. Ben Franklin - My alltime favorite historical figure.
Hey pissant! What about those of us who think beer is on a level with acid reflux? :),,,,,,,,seriously, I'd like to have a "drink" with El Rushbo.
Living: Anna Kournakova (I'd spring for as many beers as it takes...)
1. Dick Cheney (A liquor drink a day is good for your heart.)
2. Rumsfeld
3. Howard Dean (Gettim drunk and commence to beating the hell out of him)
Dead:
1. General Robert E Lee (Ultimate baddass)
2. Ronald Reagan (Second ultimate baddass)
3. General Thomas Sumter or Francis Marion (Swamp Fox)
Dashing Dasher was in the running for alive number 3, but I am afraid what will ensue if she was drunk.
Silly!
Your just jealous, because the voices talk to me!
HEY!!!
I HEARD THAT!!!
PS.. ask Pissant what happened to the last guy who said stuff like that...
He ended up on the side of the road in nothing but his socks.
Be very careful....
;-)
Yes, dear...
Now go get your medication....
medication? Socks? what is going on around here? ;)
How about Christopher Reeves on the morning of the day he gets on that horse? (Hey Chris; let's have another beer and forget about riding today).
How about Hitler in very early May of '45?(Adolph; what WERE you thinking???)
How about King Arthur? (I just want to know if he's really real)
How about Jack Kennedy on Nov. 22? (Common Jack! Lone Star ain't real beer! Have another Millers and let's load up for Carson City!)
How about Bill Gates the year he drops out of college? (Hey Bill, good buddy, old buddy, old pal, old friend - here's $100 and a tall cold one...don't forget I'm yer best buddy, right?)
How about Marilyn Monroe just before she decided to marry "Joltin' Joe"?? (Hey Marilyn, don't marry Joe. All he's got is coffee! I've got the beer!!)
Just some thoughts.....
Watching Formula 1......
Don't talk to me now...
Wait until after the race, dear.
Sure thing, hon. get me a cold one, would you?
Get your own cold one....
I'm watching Coultard TOAST Schumacher.
I have been known to voluntarily do this. The only reason I kept my socks on was due to the extreme heat of the pavement. Bring it on sista.
Tease...
Karl Rove
No longer living
My mother in law
Wishful thinking
My dad when he was in his twenties
Living:
Hank Aaron
Cal Ripken
Steve Yzerman
Archie Griffin
Dead:
Lou Gehrig
Payne Stewart
Walter Payton
LOL
What in the world would you and Helen Keller talk about????
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