"Not only did I get the job, I'm working on a murder case!"
A blonde decides she wants to get a job at the police department, so she applies and is being interviewed by the chief...
CHIEF: What's 2 times 8?
BLONDE: 16!
CHIEF: What's the square root of 100?
BLONDE: 10!
CHIEF: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
BLONDE: Gee... I don't know...
CHIEF: Well, thanks for applying, when you know the answer, let me know.
So the Blonde goes home, one of her friends comes over...
FRIEND: So, did you get the job at the police department?
BLONDE: Not only did I get the job, I'm working on a murder case!!!!