"Hey, Ralphie boy, you ready to join us denizens of the deep?"
"I am ready, Oh Captain Video!"
Ralph: "When you were in the hospital because you got hit in the head with a baseball bat at the picnic game, who brought you candy? Who read you comic books? Who came to see you every night?"
Norton: "Who hit me in the head with the baseball bat?"
Thank you...I needed a good laugh.
Nope, they don't make 'em that funny anymore.