Posted on 06/06/2005 10:03:49 AM PDT by pissant
After receiving numerous complaints that the 1970s sucked and were not worthy of a vanity thread, here at the Pissant/CPOWife Research Center we've decided to select a decade that had more worthwhile activities to ponder. Though many positive events developed during the 1980s, there were plenty of stink-bombs as well. To further our research, we encourage everyone to participate in this scientific survey.
Without further ado, the Best and Worst of the 1980s:
You too! See ya tomorrow.
I'll try not to let him get out of hand, but what can you do online? ;) Have a good night!
Amazing. Transvestites would be in heaven in the general population, one would think. Might keep the guys so roiled up they'd riot. Guys would kill each other for "her." Wouldn't be pretty.
On the other hand, Jackson and the TVs have so much in common, they might put a new group together: The Jackson Pervs.
Come to think of it, I had an opportunity to meet a transvestite in the glorious '80s in sanfran. A woman came screaming out of the park next door one night with a bump on her head that looked like it had been inflicted with a baseball bat. My DH brought her in to help her out while we called police, but by the time they got in the door, he realized what a huge mistake he'd made. The TV would not allow us to call the police, though she had quite a lump on her head. "She" sleazily flirted with DH, went on and on in the prissiest of phony voices, patted down her skirts, batted her eyes, asked him to call her a cab, all the while glaring daggers at me. I really had no clue but when the TV was safely in the cab, DH told me that in all likelihood she was a hooker whose John realized at the last minute that he was making out with a man. Blech! I devoted the remainder of the night to Cloroxing the house.
Yeah, but remember her quick release, no bounce three point shot from the baseline. Swoooosh! If General Galtieri had her three pointer, the Falklands would be part of the Argentine today.
LOL!!!!
I keep seeing her playing basketball in pumps - remember that commercial from the 80s or something!?
Ah...the 80s! I'm often accused of being stuck in the 80s. I still jam out to the Ramones, B-52s, English Beat, Elvis Costello, etc.
Long live the 80s!
Plus, that was Reagan's era... ;-)
Nope, I've looked. ;-)
Hey Girl!
Glad you could make it!
Yes, Ramones, Costello, Reagan, all good!
How are things in the green zone? Staying safe?
Looking for my next boyfriend?
;-)
Do I have to separate you two!?!?!?!?
A bucket of cold water, maybe?
Your story is not unusual - except for the fact that you brought her/him/it into your home.
There are plenty of semi-transvestites who make their living in that way. They even make sex dolls now with boobs and a penis.
Doomed... yes, doomed....
Fire hose...
I take paypal.
Yeah, it's been pretty quiet 'round these parts lately.
Come on over! The boyfriend choices are abundant. We wimmins are outnumbered about 25-1 here.
Bring a big stick or at least a fly-swatter. You'll need to to keep 'em all at bay. ;-)
Oh....were we talking about the 1980s?
Sounds tempting!!!
She is a little clingy, huh?
And the services are??
Lettuce cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. Used to recite this to the counter person. If you got it right, you received a free Mcbooger. It was cool.
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