THE BEST AND WORST OF THE 1980s (vanity)

Pissant/SSCPOW Research Center | 6/6/05 | SilentServiceCPOWife & Pissant

[pissant]

You too! See ya tomorrow.

[EX52D]

I'll try not to let him get out of hand, but what can you do online? ;) Have a good night!

[Veto!]

Like on the radio today, they were saying how if Michael Jackson goes to prison, he would be put in a special area also used for Transvestites.

Amazing. Transvestites would be in heaven in the general population, one would think. Might keep the guys so roiled up they'd riot. Guys would kill each other for "her." Wouldn't be pretty.

On the other hand, Jackson and the TVs have so much in common, they might put a new group together: The Jackson Pervs.

Come to think of it, I had an opportunity to meet a transvestite in the glorious '80s in sanfran. A woman came screaming out of the park next door one night with a bump on her head that looked like it had been inflicted with a baseball bat. My DH brought her in to help her out while we called police, but by the time they got in the door, he realized what a huge mistake he'd made. The TV would not allow us to call the police, though she had quite a lump on her head. "She" sleazily flirted with DH, went on and on in the prissiest of phony voices, patted down her skirts, batted her eyes, asked him to call her a cab, all the while glaring daggers at me. I really had no clue but when the TV was safely in the cab, DH told me that in all likelihood she was a hooker whose John realized at the last minute that he was making out with a man. Blech! I devoted the remainder of the night to Cloroxing the house.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

[Margret Thatcher]'s worse than Shaq from the line!

Yeah, but remember her quick release, no bounce three point shot from the baseline. Swoooosh! If General Galtieri had her three pointer, the Falklands would be part of the Argentine today.

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!!

I keep seeing her playing basketball in pumps - remember that commercial from the 80s or something!?

[Allegra]

Mi>Swing by for a discussion about the 80s!

Ah...the 80s! I'm often accused of being stuck in the 80s. I still jam out to the Ramones, B-52s, English Beat, Elvis Costello, etc.

Long live the 80s!

Plus, that was Reagan's era... ;-)

[RockinRight]

Nope, I've looked. ;-)

[RockinRight]

OK-bringing the thread to the 80s...remember this Poison wannabe band??

[Dashing Dasher]

Hey Girl!
Glad you could make it!

Yes, Ramones, Costello, Reagan, all good!

How are things in the green zone? Staying safe?
Looking for my next boyfriend?

;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Do I have to separate you two!?!?!?!?

[Skooz]

A bucket of cold water, maybe?

[Dashing Dasher]

Your story is not unusual - except for the fact that you brought her/him/it into your home.

There are plenty of semi-transvestites who make their living in that way. They even make sex dolls now with boobs and a penis.

Doomed... yes, doomed....

[Dashing Dasher]

Fire hose...

[Dashing Dasher]

I take paypal.

[Allegra]

How are things in the green zone? Staying safe?
Looking for my next boyfriend?

Yeah, it's been pretty quiet 'round these parts lately.

Come on over! The boyfriend choices are abundant. We wimmins are outnumbered about 25-1 here.

Bring a big stick or at least a fly-swatter. You'll need to to keep 'em all at bay. ;-)

[Allegra]

ALl pretense of the 1980s has dissapated! ;o)

Oh....were we talking about the 1980s?

[Dashing Dasher]

Sounds tempting!!!

[pissant]

She is a little clingy, huh?

[pissant]

And the services are??

[carolinacrazy]

special sauce. Yum!

Lettuce cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. Used to recite this to the counter person. If you got it right, you received a free Mcbooger. It was cool.