Attention! Anybody here ever heard of a Seminar ZOT?

crispy bob, formerly known as happy

[happy bob]

I often here Rush and other conservatives talk about seminars that liberals like me can attend to be instructed on how to call conservative talk shows, post on conservative websites, etc. The problem is that I have missed so many such seminars. Can somebody bring me up to speed? THANKS!

[eskimo]

Good Night

No loss at all, Good night.

[eskimo]

Of course, aside from the viking mythology, Sleipnir, Thor and Freya all had their chariots pulled by cats, vikings did indeed keep cats even taking them on their ships with them.

Go here for some reality about Vikings and cats.

[Paul_Denton]

He must be lonely. Getting negative attention rather than doing something else is still better than being lonely.

LOL you got that right. Defending trolls will indeed make somone lonely LOL.

[Paul_Denton]

Had enough? LOL you simply cannot get enough of defending trolls (and losing your arguments) :)

[eskimo]

Had enough? LOL you simply cannot get enough of defending trolls (and losing your arguments) :)

Apparently you were told to go to bed. You quit.

[Dallas59]

[Hi Heels]

crispy bob, formerly known as happy

*snort* bwahahahaha....

[MikefromOhio]

Oh my God, you appear to be completly insane.

they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away ho ho heehe haha

That is also the official theme song of the Ross Perot for President Caucus....

[Paul_Denton]

Quit? LOL! Appearently you do not even go to bed at all.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DU is down the hall and to...the...LEFT.

[SoVaDPJ]

"They're the great grand daddy of 'new wave' and 'punk'.
Then there's Siouxsie and the Banshees."

Huh, what?? Punk was already happening by the time DEVO did their top 40 thing. DEVO wishes they were the granddaddy of punk.

But Siouxsie is the Queen.

[Darksheare]

Well... *cough*
Yes.

*chuckle*

[SoVaDPJ]

Dark, I'm guessing I have a couple years on you, but:

Sex Pistols
Ramones
Circle Jerks
Black Flag

*cough* and *poster child for whiplash due to evenings spent at Marble Bar*

[SoVaDPJ]

But don't tell anyone I know about this stuff. I'm supposed to have been a responsible adult all my life.

[NicknamedBob]

It's so sad to think that while you were all soaking up all this (*choke*) musical culture, I was wasting my time reading Science Fiction.

So sad. I coulda been a listener, too.

[SoVaDPJ]

What, am I older than everyone here?

H.P. Lovecraft.
Robert Heinlein.
Kurt Vonnegut (ok, that one's a stretch)

[NicknamedBob]

"What, am I older than everyone here?"

Let's find out. Take this test. By the way, you are not likely to be older than H.P. Lovecraft or Robert Heinlein.

1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing
c. Large salt shaker

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps!

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II?
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a. Strips of dried peanut butter
b. Chocolate licorice bars
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing
c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot
c. Long pieces of twine

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts
b. Ask Mom
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio

12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c. Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c. Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos

18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?
a. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song "Cabdriver" a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin