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Real men moisturize
Townhall.com ^ | 6/3/05 | Mona Charen

Posted on 06/03/2005 2:17:53 PM PDT by Free and Armed

Real Men Moisturize." So begins an article on "Sharp Dressed Men" that appeared in a State Department funded magazine aimed at youth in the Arab world. The magazine, called "Hi" is published in Arabic and English. A State Department website explains that Hi is published "with the hope of building bridges of greater understanding among our cultures."

The article continues: "In fact, some of them, like Michael Gustman, a 25-year-old public relations account executive from Boca Raton, Fla., even have separate moisturizers for the face and body. Facial pores can clog with too heavy a salve, it seems. Not long ago, these and other habits would have been considered odd for a male. Gustman exfoliates. He gets manicures. He gets pedicures. He gets facials. He gets his hair done every two weeks. He accessorizes. He puts effort into getting ready for a date. He loves cooking complex dishes. He's a refined, evolved, sensitive guy. In a word, he's a metrosexual."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: metrosexuals

1 posted on 06/03/2005 2:17:54 PM PDT by Free and Armed
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To: Free and Armed

Gag. My tax dollars at work.


2 posted on 06/03/2005 2:19:37 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Free and Armed

But once he marries, he probably won't even want to bother shaving :-).


3 posted on 06/03/2005 2:21:19 PM PDT by psjones
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To: Free and Armed

I thought the "MetroSexual" was dead? Or was that just the DNC grassroots?


4 posted on 06/03/2005 2:21:35 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Free and Armed
Real men search for previous posts of the same article.
5 posted on 06/03/2005 2:22:48 PM PDT by thoughtomator (The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government)
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To: thoughtomator

Oh foo. I must've been so busy scheduling my next manicure that I forgot to use the search function.


6 posted on 06/03/2005 2:24:59 PM PDT by Free and Armed
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To: Free and Armed

I would have expected this kind of drivel from the Administration of Pres. Howard Dean, America's first metrosexual president.


7 posted on 06/03/2005 2:25:56 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: psjones
But once he marries, he probably won't even want to bother shaving

He'll shave as often as his wife shaves her legs. :-)

8 posted on 06/03/2005 2:26:42 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: My2Cents

LOL.

Did I mention that he'll probably also take to wearing worn out t-shirts?


9 posted on 06/03/2005 2:28:10 PM PDT by psjones
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To: Free and Armed
The mooselimbs are thinking, "moisturizer, pah! My sheep love me just the way I am!"
10 posted on 06/03/2005 2:31:56 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: psjones
Is this tee shirt OK? --


11 posted on 06/03/2005 2:39:49 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: Free and Armed
Gustman exfoliates. He gets manicures. He gets pedicures. He gets facials. He gets his hair done every two weeks. He accessorizes. He puts effort into getting ready for a date. He loves cooking complex dishes. He's a refined, evolved, sensitive guy. In a word, he's a metrosexual."

In two words, he's a pathetic wuss. I'm almost too disgusted for words.

12 posted on 06/03/2005 2:40:50 PM PDT by SIDENET ("Some people are desperate for whatever they're desperate for," - Bubba Fink)
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To: SIDENET

I'm glad our fire dept. is devoid of those creeps. That's one place I can always go to do some down to earth stuff with down to earth people. But I guess you won't get many "metrosexuals" in county where your largest town is real small.


13 posted on 06/03/2005 3:04:36 PM PDT by Free and Armed
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To: Free and Armed

Heaven forbid you damage a nail by excessive use of a keyboard.


14 posted on 06/03/2005 3:08:03 PM PDT by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: Free and Armed

They still sell Hi Karate?


15 posted on 06/03/2005 3:12:31 PM PDT by pissant (1980s is coming!)
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To: Free and Armed
Facial pores can clog with too heavy a salve, it seems.

Give you one guess at what kind of salve gets stuck in these guy's pores.

16 posted on 06/03/2005 3:16:46 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: Free and Armed
Not long ago, these and other habits would have been considered odd for a male.

Still are buddy.

17 posted on 06/03/2005 3:17:56 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: stylin_geek

Well you know how fragile those nails can be. I would absolutely die if I broke one.


18 posted on 06/03/2005 3:21:14 PM PDT by Free and Armed
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To: Free and Armed

I use a blend of WD40 and Hoppes #9.


19 posted on 06/03/2005 3:24:23 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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