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Bear Walks Into Aspen Office
The DenverChannel ^ | June 3, 2005 | Staff Writer

Posted on 06/03/2005 1:07:01 PM PDT by Millee

An Aspen, Colo., businessman was forced to abandon his office Thursday after a black bear walked in.

"I screamed at him and he freaked out and ran out of the office," Sam Green is quoted as saying in Friday's editions of the Aspen Daily News.

Green, a property manager at Aspen Club Condominiums, said he called police, who found the bear sitting a nearby pine tree.

"If it's in a tree we just leave him alone," safety officer Rick Magnuson told the newspaper.

Green estimated that the bear was about 2 years old

(Excerpt) Read more at thedenverchannel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bear; hatewhenthathappens
"How many times do I have to tell you?!?! Yes, you DO sh*! in the woods!!!"
1 posted on 06/03/2005 1:07:01 PM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee

"I have an appointment. Where are you going?"

2 posted on 06/03/2005 1:10:59 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Millee

Unh, who's going to stop him?


3 posted on 06/03/2005 1:12:06 PM PDT by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: Millee

Sam Green = Samantha Green?

Men don't scream.

They shout, yell, holler, etc.

Am I wrong?


4 posted on 06/03/2005 1:13:21 PM PDT by Principle Over Politics (Ron Brown's body lies a moldering in the grave.)
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To: Millee
* RIMSHOT *
5 posted on 06/03/2005 1:15:40 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Shirtless at the 7-11)
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To: Millee

Fool! The bear's real intent was to see if he could really flush a koran down the toilet with brute force...and you just thought he had to, never mind!


6 posted on 06/03/2005 1:17:11 PM PDT by Issaquahking (.Yes I'd vote for Bush again, but let's stop criminals and terrorists at the borders!)
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To: Millee

After the housing bubble burst... the real estate business in Colorado turned bearish.


7 posted on 06/03/2005 1:18:40 PM PDT by bert (Rename Times Square......... Rudy Square. Just in.... rename the Washington Post March??)
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To: Millee

"and you are....?"


8 posted on 06/03/2005 1:28:15 PM PDT by RushCrush (Never give in. Never, never, never, never! Never yield in any way great or small.)
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To: Millee

Sounds like the start of a good joke!

"A bear walks into an office..."


9 posted on 06/03/2005 1:29:46 PM PDT by mwyounce
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To: Millee
"How many times do I have to tell you?!?! Yes, you DO sh*! in the woods!!!"

Damn, I thought that was the Pope....

10 posted on 06/03/2005 1:57:32 PM PDT by Grut
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