"I have an appointment. Where are you going?"
Posted on 06/03/2005 1:07:01 PM PDT by Millee
An Aspen, Colo., businessman was forced to abandon his office Thursday after a black bear walked in.
"I screamed at him and he freaked out and ran out of the office," Sam Green is quoted as saying in Friday's editions of the Aspen Daily News.
Green, a property manager at Aspen Club Condominiums, said he called police, who found the bear sitting a nearby pine tree.
"If it's in a tree we just leave him alone," safety officer Rick Magnuson told the newspaper.
Green estimated that the bear was about 2 years old
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"I have an appointment. Where are you going?"
Unh, who's going to stop him?
Sam Green = Samantha Green?
Men don't scream.
They shout, yell, holler, etc.
Am I wrong?
Fool! The bear's real intent was to see if he could really flush a koran down the toilet with brute force...and you just thought he had to, never mind!
After the housing bubble burst... the real estate business in Colorado turned bearish.
"and you are....?"
Sounds like the start of a good joke!
"A bear walks into an office..."
Damn, I thought that was the Pope....
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