*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[bannie]

Seeing the picture of hillary in her "urinal approach," I have to ask: DO GUYS PUT THEIR HANDS ON THE WALL LIKE THAT WHEN THEY PEE???

[E Rocc]

Seeing the picture of hillary in her "urinal approach," I have to ask: DO GUYS PUT THEIR HANDS ON THE WALL LIKE THAT WHEN THEY PEE???

Sometimes when one has had too much to drink, it helps steady the aim. I suppose.

-Eric

[Lady Jag]

How could you tell he was naked when he posted the pix?

You did it! You froze my brain!

[E Rocc]

Sometimes when one has had too much to drink, it helps steady the aim. I suppose

Ooops, helps to look at the pic first. One hand on the wall may be good for aim. Two hands is not.

Work time....looks like the OFST is heading for 1,000.

-Eric

[raivyn]

Would you rather have one of these:

Or one of these:

No matter which one you choose, it's probably always a bad idea to have one of these:

(Particularly if you walk around with your shirt unbuttoned or off all the time!)

[Lady Jag]

The sight of pink flamingos makes me want to see a whole flock of them. It's too big a temptation.

What I can't stand is those plywood cutouts of big-butt gardeners. They are disgusting

The people with the flamingos up the street own and funky goods store, very eclectic and more tasteful than flamingos.

[r-q-tek86]

Thanks for the new tagline

[llevrok]

DO GUYS PUT THEIR HANDS ON THE WALL LIKE THAT WHEN THEY PEE???

Not all do. My all time favorite was in an airport bathroom, I saw a guy talking on his cell phone taking notes, no hands. Talk about technique!

[RedBeaconNY]

Can't we just settle for one of each?

[Lady Jag]

It's a beautiful piece! Although I don't think I've ever heard it, some of it sounds familiar. It's a bit somber, but, being Celtic, I like a lot of flats and minors.

[Lady Jag]

How many of us look like these buff-ers and buff-ettes?

I'm an artist, but ask anyone. Whether we look like it or not, there are very few people who don't enjoy things of beauty, buff or not . . .

[The_Victor]

p.s. can I add you to my FF (Favorite Freepers) list??

Sure. Do I get a certificate?

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

LOL I think you can tell that some of those don't fit me at all.

[teenyelliott]

I love my yard, and I love to garden. But NOTHING will go into my yard that falls into the "whimsical" category. Even the word "whimsy" makes me want to puke.

My flamingos are stupid and tacky, and well hidden in my back yard. Their stupidity is what makes them funny.

[carolinacrazy]

Kinda goes back to last week's nekkid twister comments.

[CurlyBill]

Ummmmm.... what's this all about?

[pissant]

I knew I could count on your expertise of young lesbians!

[pissant]

ROFL. That pic is totally uncalled for. Yikes!

[day10]

Well, in my case, I think these ladies must have been drinking early and often during the OFST to get to the point where I am called a "hunk".

Thanks though! :-)

day10

[Lady Jag]

Well, in my case, I think these ladies must have been drinking early and often during the OFST to get to the point where I am called a "hunk".

Beauty is in the eye of the BEholder, not necessarily the holder - I'm currently an art teacher and can explain it for you if you wish.

That's all right, however, but I really do need a larger photo of you, please. Kindly Freepmail me for delivery. Thank you.