*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[beyond the sea]

A fire watcher is a forrester who cares for an assigned area of forest and a main duty during dry season is to climb the fire tower and keep his eye peeled for smoke.

pshhyyyyccckkkkkedeeeelllic!

Psychedelic....do you have any mushrooms!?

I do.............btw, that guy is cute.

;-)

[beyond the sea]

Lovely!

[beyond the sea]

My mother who was a concert pianist and an English professor......... once said to me when I was trying to get to sleep when she was practicing on the piano at night............."if I make a big mistake.......... it's for you."

LOL!!!!

I was in love with her Chopin.

[Mr. Jeeves]

13? I sure hope not. Thank goodness they are clothed. Maybe Mr. Jeeves knows!

LOL! They are both 20 now, though I don't know how long ago that picture was taken. ;)

[Lady Jag]

do you have any mushrooms!?

Even though I suffer mycophobia (fear of mushrooms), I use them to torment people.

[Lady Jag]

When I give it, I keep my word.

[E Rocc]

ROFL....if that's not a photoshop I bet it got sold on E-Bay. >:)

-Eric

[Lady Jag]

I'd love to hear more about your mother. First, you have especially piqued my curiosity about what connection her Chopin has with cows. Please, do tell.

[llevrok]

I'm with you, B

If folks want cheese and beefcake, go to fark.com.

Let's get back to humor and also less postings of what your ________ name is if you are a _________. Dull.

[r-q-tek86]

Sorry for being late... that four letter word again...


(work)

[MamaTexan]

if that's not a photoshop I bet it got sold on E-Bay.

ROFL!

You're probably right.

Goodness knows everything else is! :)

[Thom Pain]

"Jim Rob says you aren't supposed to post pix of people naked."

How could you tell he was naked when he posted the pix?

[bannie]

I don't have any pictures of naked young women for y'all; but.........

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo HA!

[teenyelliott]

How can you NOT know me? I am legendary!!!!

[teenyelliott]

I have to admit, I have pink flamingos in my yard. But I put them in the back yard, so as not to frighten my neighbors.

My sister bought em for me. We thought they were funny.

My father does not agree. He thinks I'm an idiot for putting them in my yard!

[beyond the sea]

Lady................ I do not know the connection with Chopin and cows........................... other than "utter"(udder) beauty.

...go here.............http://www.geocities.com/darnbi/pieces.htm — and hear THIS!!!!

Opus 27 No. 2 in D flat major4.54And................... LOVELY!

[beyond the sea]

http://www.geocities.com/darnbi/pieces.htm — the site !!!!!!

*****

PLAY THIS

BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!

*****

Opus 27 No. 2 in D flat major4.54

Please allow me your thoughts on this, darling. (darling ...............only meant as a lover of brilliance).

This is close to ................ please finish it for me!!!!!

Love

[raivyn]

LOL, cute movie... (a bit too cuddly for a dark side campaign, don't ya think?) =^P

[llevrok]

I don't blame the BigB. I'd like to see this thread get back to humor people come up with and less copy and pastings of what ever (beef/cheese cakes, my star wars name is...)

[bannie]

Before I saw the battle, I was laughing at us all.

How many of us look like these buff-ers and buff-ettes?

Youth was fun. So is this.