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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: najida
"Hmmm, backbreaking work, Alcohol getting dirty and sore, getting drunk "

Multi-task?

821 posted on 06/03/2005 1:35:38 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Lady Jag

Fun with twine? Twine is awfully fun, but I hardly need my horoscope to tell me so!


822 posted on 06/03/2005 1:35:49 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Do you know what it is about eyeballs that bothers you? Because they keep looking at you?


823 posted on 06/03/2005 1:36:00 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: EX52D

I'm hoping so!


824 posted on 06/03/2005 1:36:24 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

OK, then I'm speeding to see if Cute Harley LEO is still around...the rest will go from there.....


825 posted on 06/03/2005 1:36:40 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: najida

Do both, just lay down the layoutlines before the first 7 drinks. That's my policy.


826 posted on 06/03/2005 1:36:50 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: fredhead
I like your Star Trek TP answer better.

Know why Dolly Parton's husband has a mustache?

827 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: najida

"getting dirty and sore,
getting drunk "

Same thing?


828 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:13 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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To: najida

18 of THAT, and 45 of another!


829 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:17 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
"Yup. Benefits of marriage."

Take advantage of it often, it keeps every couple happy and healthy!

830 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:21 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: pissant
"You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip!"

That's the best one liner I've heard all day! ;^]

831 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:29 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once. Fun is how you make it and who you make it with!!!




Good point!


832 posted on 06/03/2005 1:37:51 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: najida
18 minutes a day is all we ask....

Sean would only want an apology if you started promoting your book as well, I dare say. Now that would be plagiarism.

Regards, Ivan

833 posted on 06/03/2005 1:38:16 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: pissant

Grinning like a Cheshire cat...


834 posted on 06/03/2005 1:39:08 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Lady Jag

no


835 posted on 06/03/2005 1:39:31 PM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: pissant

"You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip!"



What city do you live in?!?!?!?


836 posted on 06/03/2005 1:39:37 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Hoodlum91
Fun with twine? Twine is awfully fun, but I hardly need my horoscope to tell me so!

Scorpio.

837 posted on 06/03/2005 1:39:44 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I like that idea...
Alcohol AND putting in tile!

YES!

Just need to cut it first or I may lose a digit later to the power cutter.


838 posted on 06/03/2005 1:40:08 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: fredhead

Stretch marks.


839 posted on 06/03/2005 1:40:12 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: MadIvan
You will join us!


840 posted on 06/03/2005 1:40:49 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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