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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewies 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Threes cheesy porn stache goes without saying.

7. Jabbas floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: najida
"Hmmm, backbreaking work, Alcohol getting dirty and sore, getting drunk "Multi-task?
821
posted on
06/03/2005 1:35:38 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Lady Jag
Fun with twine? Twine is awfully fun, but I hardly need my horoscope to tell me so!
822
posted on
06/03/2005 1:35:49 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Do you know what it is about eyeballs that bothers you? Because they keep looking at you?
823
posted on
06/03/2005 1:36:00 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: EX52D
824
posted on
06/03/2005 1:36:24 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
OK, then I'm speeding to see if Cute Harley LEO is still around...the rest will go from there.....
825
posted on
06/03/2005 1:36:40 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: najida
Do both, just lay down the layoutlines before the first 7 drinks. That's my policy.
826
posted on
06/03/2005 1:36:50 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: fredhead
I like your Star Trek TP answer better.
Know why Dolly Parton's husband has a mustache?
827
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:04 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: najida
"getting dirty and sore,
getting drunk "
Same thing?
828
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:13 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
To: najida
18 of THAT, and 45 of another!
829
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:17 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"Yup. Benefits of marriage."Take advantage of it often, it keeps every couple happy and healthy!
830
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:21 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
"You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip!"That's the best one liner I've heard all day! ;^]
831
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:29 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once. Fun is how you make it and who you make it with!!!
Good point!
832
posted on
06/03/2005 1:37:51 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: najida
18 minutes a day is all we ask.... Sean would only want an apology if you started promoting your book as well, I dare say. Now that would be plagiarism.
Regards, Ivan
833
posted on
06/03/2005 1:38:16 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: pissant
Grinning like a Cheshire cat...
834
posted on
06/03/2005 1:39:08 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Lady Jag
835
posted on
06/03/2005 1:39:31 PM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: pissant
"You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip!"
What city do you live in?!?!?!?
836
posted on
06/03/2005 1:39:37 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Hoodlum91
Fun with twine? Twine is awfully fun, but I hardly need my horoscope to tell me so! Scorpio.
837
posted on
06/03/2005 1:39:44 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I like that idea...
Alcohol AND putting in tile!
YES!
Just need to cut it first or I may lose a digit later to the power cutter.
838
posted on
06/03/2005 1:40:08 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: fredhead
839
posted on
06/03/2005 1:40:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: MadIvan
You will join us!
840
posted on
06/03/2005 1:40:49 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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