*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[pissant]

Yes. My trout was fed. Thanks for inquiring! ;o)

[thag]

"I am taller and I wear a 44 Double D bra, other than that...."
"As long as will can still play those little adult games I like. You are not to immature for those are you?"

You post THAT information and expect me to answer with a straight face???

Lust,
Thag

[EX52D]

LOL! Trout...

[peacebaby]

your TROUT?

not what I expected.

[E Rocc]

nose?

Actually, we spelled out a synonym for democrat. >:)

-Eric

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

When and where.

[raivyn]

I've heard it both ways... A tribute to only buddy holly, and a tribute to all 3...

[pissant]

Then what fish were ya talking about? It's the only one I have! ;o)

[pissant]

ROFL

[najida]

You have a pet trout??
(says she, coming out of a daze)

[JewishRighter]

That is hilarious! Thanks.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'm hungry, is it lunchtime yet?

[pissant]

yes, it likes to be petted! Funny that way

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"You post THAT information and expect me to answer with a straight face???",/i>

It is not your face I want straight, thag baby.

Lust back at you, JRBC

[thag]

"You have a pet trout??
(says she, coming out of a daze)"

Careful...it may only have one eye...........and I don't want you gettin' in any MORE trouble 'round here.....

Love,
Thag

[peacebaby]

Yep, yep, I knew that just the mention of your trout would bring up questions.

BTW, pissant, I enjoyed hanging out with you last night, but it was awfully late for me.

[najida]

Yeah,
most fish like being petted....
if ya don't, they sulk.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

trouser trout are fun pets to have!

[EX52D]

Sure is, where should we go?

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'm going to Jeff's Bar & Grill. Free steaks & beer all night long at the poolside lounge. Anyone else wanna join me?