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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: pissant

I will do my best. I always try to make you smile.


661 posted on 06/03/2005 12:14:57 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Saw this bumper sticker the other day:

If you're going to ride my ass, pull my hair!


662 posted on 06/03/2005 12:15:24 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Fierce Allegiance

cute! I guess a tattoo on my butt could be considered a bumper sticker...kind of.


663 posted on 06/03/2005 12:15:32 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: EX52D

Bumper sticker or atilbone tattoo?


664 posted on 06/03/2005 12:16:05 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Atilbone should be tailbone.


665 posted on 06/03/2005 12:16:38 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: EX52D
If you're going to ride my ass, pull my hair!

ROFL. I like YOUR sense of humor! LOL

666 posted on 06/03/2005 12:16:59 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL...bumper sticker (dual purpose) ;)


667 posted on 06/03/2005 12:17:48 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: JimWforBush

I second that remark.....

.....whew.........


668 posted on 06/03/2005 12:18:12 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Murderous Tyrants are NOT the Answer)
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To: pissant

Hey, I remember you...


669 posted on 06/03/2005 12:18:22 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: peacebaby
N_E_S_T_L_E_S, .....
Hell, us little kids continued this jingle with "what comes out of my....."

-Eric

670 posted on 06/03/2005 12:18:40 PM PDT by E Rocc (If God is watching us, we can at least try to be entertaining)
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To: EX52D; pissant

Ruh ROH! Pissant is in trouble again!


671 posted on 06/03/2005 12:19:08 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well that's a sure fire way to do it! Especially if I'm present! ;o)


672 posted on 06/03/2005 12:19:14 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: E Rocc

nose?


673 posted on 06/03/2005 12:19:41 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: Lady Jag
....... the real 'Deep Throat'....

;-)

674 posted on 06/03/2005 12:19:53 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Again!


675 posted on 06/03/2005 12:20:00 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: The_Victor

I knew!!! I'm only 29, so this is signifigant. ;^) Of course I knew the answer to almost all of those... I think I was born before my time... or I watched too much Nick-at-Night as a kid.


676 posted on 06/03/2005 12:20:09 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Me? How, when? What'd I do now?


677 posted on 06/03/2005 12:20:34 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Naw, just share the same sense of humor from what I can tell...


678 posted on 06/03/2005 12:20:55 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: pissant

pissant, did you feed the fish like I asked?


679 posted on 06/03/2005 12:21:32 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: EX52D

I sure HOPE SO! ;o)


680 posted on 06/03/2005 12:21:40 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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