Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
Then ask for them all to be pulled. I don't give a rat's ass what you do.
Aw, geez! Starting to remind me of the Canteen now!
Why doesn't someone just start a daily "Pinups" thread and be done with it?
It could even have a notation about, "If you are not human then don't click on this thread because it contains pics of humans." < /sarc >
Hi B,
I hate to see the OFST go. I really makes Friday's at orfice bearable, but you are right about the pics. A few is okay but is was getting out of control.
Hope we can salvage this. :-)
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
C'mon back to the silliness.
More like shades of the Taliban to me.
Yeah, we just need a pure old Picture thread...
GIRLS ONLY and a GUYS ONLY version :)
How bout it chickies?
Look who started posting the photos, they're buds of mine, guys, and they didn't complain. It's all in fun.
Is this turning into the queer thread?
You don't want me to be SAD do you???
I believe what she was saying was something like this: There has always been pictures of half naked women on the OFST, and we (meaning girls) didn't make a big stink about it. Somehow when we (meaning girls) start posting men that we find appealing, ~pow~ now there's a problem.
Gentlemen, we (at least I) always overlook your numerous half naked female pics, so grow up, get over it, and do us the same courtesy we've (I've) always done you. OK?
Count me in
See post 312 for your answer. TRUTH HURTS doesn't it boys!!
And you would know they're gay, huh? Mel Gibson, how do you know he's gay? Reynaldo Gianecchini? If you know they're gay give me proof. Either that or go to confession.
You're right. Don't stop doing the OFST. I really look forward to this.
LOL - that's a good one!
Granted it is all in fun but it is out of hand. Thats about all there is on this thread anymore. I enjoy the female form as much as anyone but that is not the point of this thread. It just gets boring after while If you folks want to trade beef and cheese cake - start your own thread.
And God made silicone.
Thank you...
I've got it from the girls on the ping list too.
Anyone else, let me know.
EOST = Equal Opportunity Silliness Thread
Oh, God, what did You do!!
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