*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[AnOldCowhand]

Nope, only God could do that.

Nah, I'm pretty sure they were engineered.

[beyond the sea]

See post 306 for beauty.

[RightCanuck]

More SILLINESS, less pics please.

[beyond the sea]

Actually......... I look like the guy third from the left........bringing up the back (no jokes please).

;-)

[najida]

although some of the ladies are really choice

As were most of the guys :)

[Lady Jag]

SHE'S NAKED!!!!!! THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. I CAN SEE! I CAN SEE!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StarCMC]

{{{{{{EL GRAN!}}}}}}}

Long time no see!!!

[StarCMC]

{{{{B!}}}}

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It ain't you, dude!

[El Gran Salseron]

Hi Star! Actually it's been only a few days. :-)

[najida]

Yer just jell-azz----
neener neener neener.

[AnOldCowhand]

In all honesty, I enjoy the cheesecake but I gotta agree. All the pics are making the whole OFST a little questionable for the office.

[TheBigB]

Apparently, it is. I just wanted to do what I thought was right, and I've caught hell for it. So I sincerely apologize to everyone who has been PO'd by me today.

I'm done.

[Responsibility1st]

.... no more OFSTs from me.

PLEASE say you don't mean this.

[The SISU kid]

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

[StarCMC]

Cast off your old name! Your Jedi name is

GEIST MCWIL of the planet Zithromax!

Find your Jedi Name!

[Skooz]

I used to have that very poster hanging in my den.

I love it.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

I counted the photos and there are many more nearly naked silicone laden unknown females than there are bathing suit wearing KNOWN male actor and sports figure photos.

As for voyeurism, they do not compare!

CHAUVINISM!

[StarCMC]

Yeah well, 48 hours and we send out the search party. LOL!