*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[Lady Jag]

[najida]

The first "Those guys are Gay!" post of the thread.

Geez,
Do ya want us to act like frigid litte prudies and wring our hands or sumthin' ;)

"Oh my! There's a MAN with his SHIRT off!"

(come to think of it, I need to go see if the ROTC guys are at the track...be back in sec).

[Fierce Allegiance]

Those 6 guys were all sitting in the local bath house last night enjoying a good soak when a big wad of seminal fluid broke the surface. The one on the far right, in his angriest hissy voice said "OK, who farted?"

[Lady Jag]

[beyond the sea]

Guy goes to his doctor in some distress.......... guy says to the Doc............. "My dog bit me on the leg"............ the Doc says to the guy.............. "well..... did you put anything on it?".......... the guy says............. "no, he seemed to like it just the way it was."

Yoi .... double yoi............ from The 'Burgh!!

[beyond the sea]

Punk............someone deflate the weenie.

;-)

[beyond the sea]

WHO IS THAT!!!!?????

[najida]

Thankyouverymuch for the obliques. :)

[appalachian_dweller]

I think it's Katie Holmes.

[TheBigB]

Okay, listen up.

This thread was meant to be welcoming and comfortable for everyone to visit. It was NOT meant to be -just- for pics of barely-there bikinis and/or tiny speedos every other post. A couple would be fine. I've FReepmailed both guys AND gals about this. I was not trying to keep some double standar alive. I am just trying to be nice and keep harmony among everyone, but apparently all I've done is piss everyone off. So fine, I'm done with it. No more pix on my homepage, no more OFSTs from me.

[Lady Jag]

Cold mountain stream.

[beyond the sea]

............ the old debutante slouch

;-)

Not bad, but the back pain must be a drag.

[Lady Jag]

Thankyouverymuch for the obliques. :)

What is it about those?

[Lady Jag]

You misheard. The fifth guy's name is Hoof Arrtedde.

[beyond the sea]

Thankyouverymuch for the obliques

The guy is deformed and looks like his dog ran away, and his boyfriend p*ssed in his morning cheerios and wheat germ.

[erswts]

I agree with you 100%. The pics are getting pretty old. I dont think they add much to the original intent of this thread. We can do without them, although some of the ladies are really choice. Still, the constant barage of pics get old in a hurry.

[beyond the sea]

OK .................... I'll be right over!!!!

[tomkow6]

 

[beyond the sea]

gee...... how many are gay?