Why not just tell him off with every four-letter word you can think of? The extra fines he'll slap on you may kick some sense into that head of yours. Or maybe apologize for putting people in danger with your drunken behavior?
Seriously, you think you're going to get sympathy here for driving under the influence?
Dont you think youre in enough trouble?
You were in the wrong, suck it up and learn.
Sorry doc, that wasnt meant for you ;o)