My mother always told me, regarding men,
"why buy the cow, when they can get the milk for free"
Now that Im older and wiser, My response to her is
"Why buy an entire pig....just to get a little sausage".
;o)
LOL. Your mamma was smart, and you were smarter, it seems.
LOL! You Rock!
When I'm fretful about his fidelity, Xena's Guy reassures me by telling me that he would never go out for milk, since he has a cow at home.