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Episode III SUX!

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:11:16 PM PDT by ElTiante

It was unbearably boring. Sure the last 20 minutes were ok, but the preceding two hours left me yawning. I’ve just seen it all before; guys in white armor with laser guns, guys hitting each other with light sabers, the stilted dialog, dinner theater acting and Lucas’ eight grade lefty politics. It all left me bored.

I must confess to laughing out loud at Vader’s McBain impression (MENDOZA!!!)

I’m so glad it’s over.


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1 posted on 06/01/2005 8:11:16 PM PDT by ElTiante
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To: ElTiante

It was just a long commercial for merchandise.


2 posted on 06/01/2005 8:12:19 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: ElTiante

WE waited two weeks to hear this tripe?

What is the next timely movie review you are going to do for us? Citizen Cain perhaps?


3 posted on 06/01/2005 8:12:49 PM PDT by SengirV
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To: ElTiante

bye


4 posted on 06/01/2005 8:13:54 PM PDT by WSGilcrest (Twink likes it!)
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To: ElTiante

I thought it was the best yet of the series.

Long, yes, but an intriguing tragedy.


5 posted on 06/01/2005 8:14:35 PM PDT by msf92497 (My brain is "twitchy")
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To: ElTiante

??


6 posted on 06/01/2005 8:14:47 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: SengirV; MeekOneGOP
Ditto.

Sniff, sniff...do you smell ozone? :-)
8 posted on 06/01/2005 8:17:00 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: ElTiante

Can't wait for your next post. You are way ahead of FR (snicker!).


9 posted on 06/01/2005 8:17:07 PM PDT by USMMA_83 (Tantra is my fetish ;))
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To: ElTiante

So what'd they do with that ring?


10 posted on 06/01/2005 8:17:07 PM PDT by TheBigB (Yes, I watched "Beauty and the Geek" tonight. So sue me.)
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To: ElTiante

Im going to exact MY revenge on Lucas by saving my money for Cinderella Man (and I dont like boxing) starring Russell Crowe and Renee Zellweger.


11 posted on 06/01/2005 8:18:13 PM PDT by Alkhin ("Ah-ah," admonished Pippin. "Head, blade, dead." ~ Peregrin Took, The Falcon)
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To: ElTiante

I fell asleep


12 posted on 06/01/2005 8:18:41 PM PDT by woofie ("Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!!")
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To: ElTiante

Lucas? What about Jessica and Troy?


13 posted on 06/01/2005 8:22:14 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: ElTiante

Thank you for posting this in News/Current Events.


14 posted on 06/01/2005 8:22:46 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: woofie
I fell asleep while thinking about seeing it.
15 posted on 06/01/2005 8:23:33 PM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: ElTiante

16 posted on 06/01/2005 8:25:27 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://www.cafepress.com/wardsmythe / FREE Mudboy Slim!)
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To: Petronski

I'm glad I read this AFTER seeing the movie, or I might not have gone.


17 posted on 06/01/2005 8:25:29 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: ElTiante

I thought it was a classic Star Wars movie ranking up there with Empire Strikes Back. It's now one of my all time favorite movies.


18 posted on 06/01/2005 8:27:41 PM PDT by faq
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To: ElTiante

Episode IV is much better - that's the one where Ward grounds the Beaver for toilet-papering the school when it was really Eddie Haskell. So the Beaver steals the key to the gun closet and goes on a 5-hour rampage...hey! Are those raisinettes? Can I have some?


19 posted on 06/01/2005 8:28:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ElTiante

It was cool. Seeing Yoda use the Force to pick his nose was worth the price of admission.


20 posted on 06/01/2005 8:30:38 PM PDT by LdSentinal
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