If you drink all that coffee, you'll be the one in the hospital.
My mom started me on cafe con leche when I was 2 years old. Served it to me in a bottle to get me up early in the morning.
Caffeine is as much a part of my bloodstream as iron. :-D
NOTE: My mom gave "inexperience" a whole new meaning. She once poured gasoline over my head to kill lice. It's a wonder I survived to adulthood!