Heh! You're a nut. In a good way.
If someone robbed me like that, I'd probably go ahead and go along with it...but they better not screw up or not pay attention. Given the opportunity, I'd kill 'em in their tracks. Especially if my kids were around.
Remember that rat in my coop? It wasn't paying attention.
Once you're armed, you'll be unstoppable. 2J, terror of the west, defender of chickens.
I've already trained Rebecca to do one of two things if ~anyone~ ever tries to take her.
1)Fight and scream like holy hell. Scratch, bite, kick, curse and, if at all possible, grab and twist somewhere especially sensitive.
2)Drop into complete dead weight. Make your body as limp, floppy and heavy as possible. When the person bends down to get a better grip on you, stand up as fast and hard as you can, aiming for the face.
I've been telling her this since she was 2, believe it or not.
And she kicked the pediatrician right in the you-know-wheres once, when he went to examine her ~down there~.
I think I already told you all THAT story. :-D
What are you two talking about... I keep searching upthread for the start of this conversation and I can't find it!