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A theory about how stupid society has become
Self | 6-1-2005 | Self

Posted on 06/01/2005 4:16:31 PM PDT by Cowman

In observing the sad state of our society I have noticed a few things that seem to be related. there is a tremendous proliferation of over reaching regulation to prevent accidents. There are air bags and passive restraints to prevent deaths in car crashes. There are all kinds of restrictions on how I can arrange things on my own property to prevent trespassers from hurting themselves. I can't buy a mercury thermometer because some idiot might get exposed to a small amount of a heavy metal. These regulations exist to keep idiots from hurting themselves in the normal course of being idiots.

The idiots appear to be taking over society. An idiot spills coffee on himself and they sue the restaurant and win substantially more than the price of the coffee. The cookie monster is made into the celery monster because cookies are unhealthy. (I just can't fathom Ol' Cookie singing C is for Celery!) Starbucks is able to call a small coffee a "Grande" and charge five bucks for something you can get at the gas station for a buck and a half. And Kerry was considered a serious candidate for President of the United States.

I believe these things are related that by regulating against accidents stupid people are not killing themselves like they are supposed to and the resulting increase in stupidity is pulling the collective IQ of the country down making us an entire nation stupid people.

Perhaps we should start letting the dumb play with blasting caps or grizzly bear insulting.

What do you think?


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To: teenyelliott

So by pinging us, you are saying? ;)


21 posted on 06/01/2005 6:14:13 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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To: pissant

That is true. Whatever happened to massive tort reform?


22 posted on 06/01/2005 6:15:00 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

They passed some already. Bush needs to go for the jugular on those worthless leeches!


23 posted on 06/01/2005 6:16:37 PM PDT by pissant (Darn Sharpies)
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To: patton
I thought my esteemed FReeper list might have funny things to add. It's always fun to make fun of stupid people. As a matter of fact, DashingDasher just posted this on another thread. Made me giggle.


24 posted on 06/01/2005 6:17:55 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: pissant

I know, but nothing that is going to put the John Edwards types out of business.


25 posted on 06/01/2005 6:19:05 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott; Cowman; Spiff; pissant
We should walk around distributing our own signs
26 posted on 06/01/2005 6:19:13 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: teenyelliott

Don't ever mention that stinking pile of maggot infested excrement to me again!


27 posted on 06/01/2005 6:20:25 PM PDT by pissant (Darn Sharpies)
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To: patton

I think we are one of the following:

1. stupid people
2. smart people perceived to be stupid people


28 posted on 06/01/2005 6:20:38 PM PDT by Skooz (If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
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To: conservativebabe

Indeed!


29 posted on 06/01/2005 6:22:30 PM PDT by pissant (Darn Sharpies)
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To: pissant

So you don't like John Edwards?


30 posted on 06/01/2005 6:22:39 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

What do you mean? I just listed his good points!


31 posted on 06/01/2005 6:23:38 PM PDT by pissant (Darn Sharpies)
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To: Skooz

Skooz, honey, don't be so hard on yourself. You are quite well endowed in the brain area.


32 posted on 06/01/2005 6:23:46 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Skooz

Course, the libs think everyone is stupid except them.

If we were handing out stupid signs to the Dems in congress, imagine how many of those there would be.

We'd have to have extra-large for Ted Kennedy.


33 posted on 06/01/2005 6:30:00 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

Ah, shucks. You say that to all the mensas.


34 posted on 06/01/2005 6:35:02 PM PDT by Skooz (If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone)
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To: Spiff

LOL. Great post.


35 posted on 06/01/2005 6:46:50 PM PDT by Ditto ( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
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To: teenyelliott
...stupid people ping...

Ok. Now this is getting bad. First prostitution and now 'stupid'.

Click Here for the Question of The Day

36 posted on 06/01/2005 7:45:56 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (If you only knew the powerrrrr of the Tagline.)
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To: Cowman

It's called chlorine in the gene pool and the lawyers are keeping it from being applied to the water.


37 posted on 06/01/2005 7:47:32 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (If you only knew the powerrrrr of the Tagline.)
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To: Cowman
Perhaps we should start letting the dumb play with blasting caps or grizzly bear insulting.

Practical Darwinism?

38 posted on 06/01/2005 7:59:24 PM PDT by solitas (So what if I support a platform that has fewer flaws than yours? 'Mystic' dual 500 G4's, OSX.3.7)
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To: Spiff
Check The Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy and look up the entry under "Golgafrincham". They are us. And we is doomed.

"Golgafrincham, home of the circling poets of Arium, decided that one third of its population was useless, and devised a ruse to get rid of them by concocting a story that their planet would shortly be destroyed in some great catastrophe.
The useless population consisted of middle management, telephone sanitizers, management consultants, marketing executives, hairdressers and the like. Although there were conflicting accounts of the exact nature of the supposed catastrophe, they were generally told that a giant mutant star goat was threatening Golgafrincham.
All these people were packed into one of three giant Ark spaceships and told that everyone else would follow shortly in the other two. Of course they did not follow, and lived happily for a while; but, ironically enough, the whole remaining population shortly afterward died out from a deadly plague spread by unexpectedly dirty telephone."

39 posted on 06/01/2005 7:59:25 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (If you only knew the powerrrrr of the Tagline.)
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To: Cowman
Well, this backs up your theory, and refutes it at the same time...
40 posted on 06/01/2005 8:02:51 PM PDT by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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