A theory about how stupid society has become

Self | 6-1-2005 | Self

[patton]

So by pinging us, you are saying? ;)

[teenyelliott]

That is true. Whatever happened to massive tort reform?

[pissant]

They passed some already. Bush needs to go for the jugular on those worthless leeches!

[teenyelliott]

I thought my esteemed FReeper list might have funny things to add. It's always fun to make fun of stupid people. As a matter of fact, DashingDasher just posted this on another thread. Made me giggle.

[teenyelliott]

I know, but nothing that is going to put the John Edwards types out of business.

[conservativebabe]

We should walk around distributing our own signs

[pissant]

Don't ever mention that stinking pile of maggot infested excrement to me again!

[Skooz]

I think we are one of the following:

1. stupid people
2. smart people perceived to be stupid people

[pissant]

Indeed!

[teenyelliott]

So you don't like John Edwards?

[pissant]

What do you mean? I just listed his good points!

[teenyelliott]

Skooz, honey, don't be so hard on yourself. You are quite well endowed in the brain area.

[conservativebabe]

Course, the libs think everyone is stupid except them.

If we were handing out stupid signs to the Dems in congress, imagine how many of those there would be.

We'd have to have extra-large for Ted Kennedy.

[Skooz]

Ah, shucks. You say that to all the mensas.

[Ditto]

LOL. Great post.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...stupid people ping...

Ok. Now this is getting bad. First prostitution and now 'stupid'.

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[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It's called chlorine in the gene pool and the lawyers are keeping it from being applied to the water.

[solitas]

Perhaps we should start letting the dumb play with blasting caps or grizzly bear insulting.

Practical Darwinism?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Check The Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy and look up the entry under "Golgafrincham". They are us. And we is doomed.

"Golgafrincham, home of the circling poets of Arium, decided that one third of its population was useless, and devised a ruse to get rid of them by concocting a story that their planet would shortly be destroyed in some great catastrophe.
The useless population consisted of middle management, telephone sanitizers, management consultants, marketing executives, hairdressers and the like. Although there were conflicting accounts of the exact nature of the supposed catastrophe, they were generally told that a giant mutant star goat was threatening Golgafrincham.
All these people were packed into one of three giant Ark spaceships and told that everyone else would follow shortly in the other two. Of course they did not follow, and lived happily for a while; but, ironically enough, the whole remaining population shortly afterward died out from a deadly plague spread by unexpectedly dirty telephone."

[Pharmboy]

Well, this backs up your theory, and refutes it at the same time...