Guests take a dip in beer pool

ananova ^ | 6/1/05 | staff

[pissant]

An Austrian holiday resort is offering guests the chance to swim in a pool containing 42,000 pints of beer.

The Starkenber Beer Myth resort located in and around the medieval castle of Starkenberger in Austria's Tyrol region has filled seven 13ft long pools with the beer.

The management claims that beer baths heal various skin diseases.

However, some guests are said to have enjoyed drinking their favourite brew while swimming in the pools.

Manager Markus Amann, 23, said: "I would rather swim than swallow, as we serve enough of a cold, fresh tapped beer on the bars next to the pools."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That is the face that killed a thousand orgasms!

[Darksheare]

I was thinking on gluing them to his head.

Uh oh.
Got bail for two?

[Dashing Dasher]

That is the face that killed a thousand orgasms!

That's what his mother calls him.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

A man after my own heart. I want to slap him and then cal him BOZO instead of BONO. He is a pompous ass if there ever was one!

[pissant]

I'll spring for the jail break if you remove his vocal chords (and balls).

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"That's what his mother calls him."

She looks and thinks, "Why didn't I just have oral that night?"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

He has no balls. But i would gladly rip the vocal cords from his throat.

[Dashing Dasher]

Hanging out with you is bad for me...

I was doing the crossword puzzle - and the clue was "1924 Olympic Locale" and the puzzle was P _ _ I S.

Took me a few seconds to get my mind outta the gutta.

[Darksheare]

Well, the wrong Bono went skiing.
*cough*

We could force him to drink my coffee, that would cure his vocal talents for at least a few hours.
May even give him some mental clarity as well.
But that would be too kind.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I was doing the crossword puzzle - and the clue was "1924 Olympic Locale" and the puzzle was P _ _ I S."

The Penis Olympics from Paris. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

YOUR FAULT!!!

;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

A dirty mind is a terrible thing not to play with!!!

[SweetCaroline]

I needed to clear my mind of its usual dirty thoughts and that will do it. ....yea, but, how do you then get the picture of naked Allen Colmes out of your head??????

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

Check FReepMail... Hopefully we'll hear from PA.

[Dashing Dasher]

BEER, VODKA, GIN

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I picture Howie Long naked, and Alan is gone! dirty mind returns!

[Dashing Dasher]

I did that and had a .......shiver......

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"O" my. ...shiver...

[Dashing Dasher]

EXACTLY!!!

[JoeSixPack1]

I realize I should be sitting in the corner and keeping quite while the adults talk, but you two are amazing!! :-)