Posted on 06/01/2005 5:42:17 AM PDT by pissant
An Austrian holiday resort is offering guests the chance to swim in a pool containing 42,000 pints of beer.
The Starkenber Beer Myth resort located in and around the medieval castle of Starkenberger in Austria's Tyrol region has filled seven 13ft long pools with the beer.
The management claims that beer baths heal various skin diseases.
However, some guests are said to have enjoyed drinking their favourite brew while swimming in the pools.
Manager Markus Amann, 23, said: "I would rather swim than swallow, as we serve enough of a cold, fresh tapped beer on the bars next to the pools."
And we're Republicans!
OK....that will do it, I LOVE HOWE!!!!!
Our pool is olympic size.
As Human League always said,
You were working as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out
I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on
you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget
It's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too
Don't, don't you want me
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me
You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back
Or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
I was working as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find
A much better place
Either with or without you
The five years we have had
Have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time
I lived my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do
Don't, don't you want me
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me
You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back
Or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
It's probably empty every Sunday morning.
Then you may be stuck with Alan Colmes forever.
;-)
WE aim to please.
Better than a milk bath.....and not as messy as a mud bath.
You AIM?
I should try that!
;-)
No, I have a picture of Howie now and that is much more pleasurable.
my brain just exploded!
I'm starting to like you.
He works wonders for me too....
Waiter..... Check, Please. :-)
I'll go freshen up and meet you in the parking lot.
Perk?
It's a calling!
We don't drink from the pool.
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