LOL! I vow right here and now that I will NEVER, EVER, where one of those things. I resisted the return of bell bottom britches.
Why?! Bell bottoms are cool and the reinvinted style is not as drastic as the old one. People actually notice your shoes with the new ones, and no more piles of trash in your pants leg from your sweeping.
The new ones also have an appealing slimming effect. My wife likes me in the new ones.
I can't speak for her like or dislike of my Leisure suit though. ;o)