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Somewhere, there's a lady that's not going to be happy tonight!
3 posted on
05/28/2005 4:35:23 AM PDT by
cincinnati65
(Just up the road a piece.......)
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The bomb squad was brought in to "handle" the situation ....
4 posted on
05/28/2005 4:35:44 AM PDT by
Route101
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... found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long...
My God! That's 8 times the normal size!
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7 posted on
05/28/2005 4:38:19 AM PDT by
tiredoflaundry
("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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8 posted on
05/28/2005 4:39:06 AM PDT by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("I would rather Die on my Feet than Live on my Knees")
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was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass
Also known as a SanFransisco Bottle Rocket.
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The threat was minimized by immersion in ice water.
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Good thing it didn't explode - that would have been a real mess.
13 posted on
05/28/2005 4:49:35 AM PDT by
expatguy
(http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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you know you guys make this way to easy.....A key highway through Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass....How do you tell the difference between a pipe bomb and a dildo?...apparently you can't.
15 posted on
05/28/2005 4:52:22 AM PDT by
Route101
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Dang, and to think I threw that spam away. "Close down highways with it!" it said. I figured it was just a bunch of BS.
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16 posted on
05/28/2005 4:53:52 AM PDT by
Nick Danger
(www.iranfree.org)
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...and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe. Dare I *ask*?
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LOL! Homeland Security may never be the same...
19 posted on
05/28/2005 5:05:01 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(If you must filibuster, it's because you don't have the votes to win honestly)
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Was some one having fun on the way while driving with the toy falling off the vehicle and by chance "vibrating"?
20 posted on
05/28/2005 5:06:02 AM PDT by
Wiz
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From the title alone, I feared the wuurst.
Like a 50 foot long 500 ton monster penis snaking across the road. Or a really hard penis *holding up* the road literally (brave man sacrificing a vital function for the driving safety and/or comfort of other motorists).
Or a severely over-inflated love-blow-up-doll frightening the children (though, I think more than just the member would be scary).
Good to see it was only a giant dildo...
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PENIS CLOSES ROAD Well, that's not something you see every day! Either on the road, or on FR!
Mark
24 posted on
05/28/2005 5:15:06 AM PDT by
MarkL
(I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!)
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Bwahahahahahahahah...I love this Country.
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Rename the thoroughfare:
"Via Agra"
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So Interstate 75 is a hard road to travel.
I imagine if they find the perp who dropped the "pipe bomb," some stiff penalties may be implemented.
I just hope the judge isn't one of those wooden characters.
I am so sorry for this extremely flaccid attempt at (BAD!) humor...
27 posted on
05/28/2005 5:25:56 AM PDT by
Allegra
(It's Hotter'n A Whorehouse on Nickel Night)
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