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1 posted on 05/28/2005 4:32:10 AM PDT by billorites
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LOL!


2 posted on 05/28/2005 4:33:05 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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Somewhere, there's a lady that's not going to be happy tonight!


3 posted on 05/28/2005 4:35:23 AM PDT by cincinnati65 (Just up the road a piece.......)
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The bomb squad was brought in to "handle" the situation ....


4 posted on 05/28/2005 4:35:44 AM PDT by Route101
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... found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long...

My God! That's 8 times the normal size!
6 posted on 05/28/2005 4:37:13 AM PDT by Maurice Tift
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7 posted on 05/28/2005 4:38:19 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry ("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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8 posted on 05/28/2005 4:39:06 AM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK ("I would rather Die on my Feet than Live on my Knees")
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was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass

Also known as a SanFransisco Bottle Rocket.

10 posted on 05/28/2005 4:45:04 AM PDT by DainBramage
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The threat was minimized by immersion in ice water.


12 posted on 05/28/2005 4:49:08 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Good thing it didn't explode - that would have been a real mess.


13 posted on 05/28/2005 4:49:35 AM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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you know you guys make this way to easy.....A key highway through Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass....How do you tell the difference between a pipe bomb and a dildo?...apparently you can't.


15 posted on 05/28/2005 4:52:22 AM PDT by Route101
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Dang, and to think I threw that spam away. "Close down highways with it!" it said. I figured it was just a bunch of BS.


16 posted on 05/28/2005 4:53:52 AM PDT by Nick Danger (www.iranfree.org)
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...and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

Dare I *ask*?

17 posted on 05/28/2005 4:55:34 AM PDT by Ichneumon
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LOL! Homeland Security may never be the same...


19 posted on 05/28/2005 5:05:01 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (If you must filibuster, it's because you don't have the votes to win honestly)
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Was some one having fun on the way while driving with the toy falling off the vehicle and by chance "vibrating"?
20 posted on 05/28/2005 5:06:02 AM PDT by Wiz
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From the title alone, I feared the wuurst.

Like a 50 foot long 500 ton monster penis snaking across the road. Or a really hard penis *holding up* the road literally (brave man sacrificing a vital function for the driving safety and/or comfort of other motorists).

Or a severely over-inflated love-blow-up-doll frightening the children (though, I think more than just the member would be scary).

Good to see it was only a giant dildo...

21 posted on 05/28/2005 5:09:09 AM PDT by Atheist_Canadian_Conservative
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Hysteria...LoL!


22 posted on 05/28/2005 5:12:51 AM PDT by demlosers
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PENIS CLOSES ROAD

Well, that's not something you see every day! Either on the road, or on FR!

Mark

24 posted on 05/28/2005 5:15:06 AM PDT by MarkL (I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!)
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Bwahahahahahahahah...I love this Country.


25 posted on 05/28/2005 5:18:02 AM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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Rename the thoroughfare:

"Via Agra"

26 posted on 05/28/2005 5:18:39 AM PDT by Young Werther
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So Interstate 75 is a hard road to travel.

I imagine if they find the perp who dropped the "pipe bomb," some stiff penalties may be implemented.

I just hope the judge isn't one of those wooden characters.

I am so sorry for this extremely flaccid attempt at (BAD!) humor...

27 posted on 05/28/2005 5:25:56 AM PDT by Allegra (It's Hotter'n A Whorehouse on Nickel Night)
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