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Gun Totin Granny
forwarded e-mail from Austrailia | 5/27/2005

Posted on 05/27/2005 12:59:36 AM PDT by chuckles

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I got this in e-mail from a friend
1 posted on 05/27/2005 12:59:37 AM PDT by chuckles
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To: chuckles; MeekOneGOP; David Hunter
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
2 posted on 05/27/2005 1:02:19 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: chuckles

AWESOME!!!!!
This brings a smile to my face :)


3 posted on 05/27/2005 1:03:02 AM PDT by frankiep
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To: chuckles

This most worthy lady is best be appointed to some senior position of authority, say a Supreme Court judgeship or something similar.


4 posted on 05/27/2005 1:03:55 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: chuckles

Now that's what I call making good use of one's twilight years!


5 posted on 05/27/2005 1:04:42 AM PDT by papertyger
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To: chuckles
"And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

Gun control is all about government power and citizenry fear.

6 posted on 05/27/2005 1:06:49 AM PDT by endthematrix (Newsweek lied, people died)
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To: chuckles

This came out about a year back, but by God, it always brings a smile.

Or a wince...


7 posted on 05/27/2005 1:07:41 AM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: chuckles

This lady is just Beautiful! God bless her. May she live many more years!


8 posted on 05/27/2005 1:08:11 AM PDT by de Buillion (Thank God for GWB, Ann Coulter, and PARIS HILTON!)
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To: chuckles
"baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny."

Give her a rifle!

9 posted on 05/27/2005 1:08:53 AM PDT by endthematrix (Newsweek lied, people died)
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To: chuckles
This should be the fate of every one of these sexual predators
against women and children.
It should be the legal right of the survivors of the victims to carry out this kind of justice against the perps.
10 posted on 05/27/2005 1:11:27 AM PDT by injin
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To: endthematrix

You can add taxes to that. Especially when they come after your house and everything to collect.


11 posted on 05/27/2005 1:12:14 AM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: chuckles
Claim: A gun-toting Australian granny blew the testicles off the two men who raped her granddaughter.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2000]

LINK

12 posted on 05/27/2005 1:14:54 AM PDT by Neil E. Wright (An oath is FOREVER)
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To: Fred Nerks; Famishus
BIG GRIN!

Forget wearing purple when I get old, I like this lady's style. I can hear the theme song from THE GOOD,THE BAD AND THE UGLY following her around.

Just warms my heart and toes.

13 posted on 05/27/2005 1:14:59 AM PDT by mother22wife21 (He restoreth my soul...)
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To: chuckles

The DNC is deeply deeply, tonight. I'd reckon


14 posted on 05/27/2005 1:18:05 AM PDT by Waco
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To: mother22wife21

Urban myth, but when I'm 81 I plan to be just like her...


15 posted on 05/27/2005 3:35:14 AM PDT by Fred Nerks (Understand Islam. Understand Evil. Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD link My Page.)
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To: mother22wife21

Urban myth, but when I'm 81 I plan to be just like her...


16 posted on 05/27/2005 3:35:52 AM PDT by Fred Nerks (Understand Islam. Understand Evil. Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD link My Page.)
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To: Fred Nerks
Urban myth, but when I'm 81 I plan to be just like her...

Right.

I have read that the police think that they are at more risk going after old guys than young. Seems would apply to the crooks as well as the police, and I'm already old!

Just don't let 'em get the jump on you - always be prepared!

17 posted on 05/27/2005 4:00:20 AM PDT by RAY (They that do right are all heroes!)
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To: chuckles
I got this in e-mail from a friend

I have a bridge I can sell to you

forwarded e-mail from Austrailia | 5/27/2005

If this came from Australia, why is it written in American?

18 posted on 05/27/2005 4:42:54 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (I reject your reality and subsitute my own! - Adam Savage)
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To: endthematrix
Gun control is all about government power and citizenry fear.

Nope.... gun control is about hitting somebody's testicles with a pistol while he's ducking and squirming.... then having the control to pop off his friends penis as well.

Target acquisition=front sight

trigger squeeze

reacquire target-front sight then squeeze....

That granny is AWESOME!!!!!!


19 posted on 05/27/2005 5:58:38 AM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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To: Dick Vomer
That picture is hilarious!
20 posted on 05/27/2005 8:30:14 PM PDT by endthematrix (Newsweek lied, people died)
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