[b4its2late]

39? Piker! If you're going to get a ticket you might as well go all the way. I recommend next time you go 79 in a school zone while driving under the influence, talking on a cell phone, in an SUV....

....eating a piece of pizza and when the cops asks if you know why he pulled you over, say "you smelled the pizza?"

[Lazamataz]

when the cops asks if you know why he pulled you over

I like to ask it HE does.

Then when he says yes, I say, "Well at least one of us knows what's going on here."

Then I press the cops nose and make a BEEP BEEP sound.

[freebilly]

When a cop pulls me over I like to have a bag of Krispy Cremes with me and ask if he smelled the donut....