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| The Janitor
Posted on 05/25/2005 5:16:48 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Dutchgirl
Might say, "blowjobs $3" for all she knows.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:10:45 PM PDT
by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: xsmommy
"what the heck is the cabbage patch and how can i use it to torture mine?"Only the best goofy dance move on the planet...besides my "lawn mower" or "hedge clipper" or "weed eater." You have your arms straight out in front of you and you rotate your hands parrallelly around in a circle, but there's a body attitude in there that I can't describe. And I do mine REAL nerdly and weird. Then I have my hands go off-sinc of one another in sort of a DOUBLE Cabbage Patch...and faster. I made that "double" one up myself. Heh heh.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:11:40 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Dutchgirl
303
posted on
05/25/2005 5:12:09 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Dan from Michigan
it is amazing how rock songs, albeit about suggestive topics NEVER sound as bad as rap which lays it all right out there. i have never changed the channel on a rock song for my kids.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:12:29 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Knitting A Conundrum
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:13:01 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: xsmommy; Robert A. Cook, PE; Miss Behave
Oh, I am only one part of the parental unit. Dilbert is even more socially conservative than I am. You say you cringe talking to the teen in the garden shop? Imagine if your paternal unit begins to laugh aloud- nervously- like
Pee-Wee Herman! If Mom is only going to humiliate, but Dad is going to slit his wrists-who do you turn to? Your sister? I return to my previous post of this evening. It is a wonderful thing to be wise in your children's eyes...
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:13:50 PM PDT
by
Dutchgirl
(Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
To: Dutchgirl
no, i didn't cringe. i remember being amazed we were talking about all of that stuff but at the same time so thrilled that she felt comfortable enough to ask me about it. they would NEVER ask their father. he would do a dilbert~! i have never reacted in such a way so as to discourage them asking anything. that is why i studiously remain matter of fact and casual, through the blowjob discussion, the masturbation discussion etc. I get xsboy alone in the car on the way to hockey practice and that is my soapbox. He says MOMMY WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY. i said, listen, obviously i am still concerned about it, so we will discuss it til i feel that you have gotten the point!
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:17:11 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Dutchgirl
8<)
Eat at Moe's?
(Or "Eat here")?
I understand that Britteny's tattoo (or one of those ex-teen-idol's-of-similar-ilk) has a "Chinese" Peace symbol that spells the wrong message.
308
posted on
05/25/2005 5:20:53 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day)
To: Miss Behave
cabbage patch See also: Stirrage--like you are stirringa big pot of something, soap, laundry, nutria stew...
309
posted on
05/25/2005 5:22:17 PM PDT
by
Dutchgirl
(Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
To: Dutchgirl
i can assure you that st james will not be discussing
Saran wrap in their sex talk to 7th grade!!!
310
posted on
05/25/2005 5:23:22 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Dutchgirl; Miss Behave
oh i feel so WITH IT< so HIP!!!
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:24:22 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
Saran wrap Sounds like something out of the Naked Gun/Police Squad movies.
312
posted on
05/25/2005 5:24:49 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
(June 14 - Defeat DeWine - Vote Tom Brinkman for Congress (OH-2) - http://www.gobrinkman.com)
To: Dutchgirl
"...(She was rummaging through the fridge at the time and made an irrisistable target.)..."eat at moe's...."LOL. OMG.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:24:54 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Dan from Michigan
OMG that was an hysterical scene with the full body condoms! LOL!
314
posted on
05/25/2005 5:26:11 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Dan from Michigan
315
posted on
05/25/2005 5:29:00 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
"I get xsboy alone in the car on the way to hockey practice and that is my soapbox."Yep, xs. I did the same to my son on the way to hockey practice...and for a while there, practice was an hour away. Heh heh.
Kids in car = captive audience.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:29:22 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Dan from Michigan; xsmommy
I don't know which makes more of an impact Naked Gun or Dr. Strangelove (precious bodily fluids and all...)
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:30:58 PM PDT
by
Dutchgirl
(Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
To: Miss Behave
hockey practice is ALWAYS far away! LOL!
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:31:43 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Dutchgirl; xsmommy
LOL, Dutchgirl. Did you see Cabbage Patch #4? Go back and take a peek.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:31:44 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Dutchgirl
My dad practically wets himself with laughter when I watch Dr. Strangelove with him, and the "precious bodily fluids" talk starts.
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posted on
05/25/2005 5:34:51 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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