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Osama Bin Laden
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Posted on 05/23/2005 9:08:16 AM PDT by chapin2500

A 'good for a chuckle' Bin Laden joke.


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When Osama Bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed".

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defence!"

Thomas Jefferson was next. He beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeard. Bin Laden said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

1 posted on 05/23/2005 9:08:16 AM PDT by chapin2500
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To: chapin2500

lol!


2 posted on 05/23/2005 9:12:08 AM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: chapin2500

All very well and good, but where that SOB is going (is?), he won't be anywhere near these men...


3 posted on 05/23/2005 9:13:26 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Proud owner of 3 DU tombstones.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

LMAO! You just signed on today !Newbie PING


4 posted on 05/23/2005 9:13:54 AM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: chapin2500

Virginia rules :-D

Isn't it time Virginia got pregnant again?

(hint: Mother of Presidents)


5 posted on 05/23/2005 9:18:16 AM PDT by Mark in the Old South (Sister Lucia of Fatima pray for us)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

Welcome to Free Republic.


6 posted on 05/23/2005 9:19:59 AM PDT by chapin2500 (Howard Deans eyes are to close together.)
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