Posted on 05/23/2005 9:08:16 AM PDT by chapin2500
A 'good for a chuckle' Bin Laden joke.
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed".
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defence!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. He beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeard. Bin Laden said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
lol!
All very well and good, but where that SOB is going (is?), he won't be anywhere near these men...
LMAO! You just signed on today !Newbie PING
Virginia rules :-D
Isn't it time Virginia got pregnant again?
(hint: Mother of Presidents)
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