The first rule of Cambodian Midget Fighting League is that you never talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
1st RULE: You do not talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
3rd RULE: If someone says "henti" or is horribly mutilated by a lion, the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only 42 midgets to a fight.
5th RULE: One lion at a time.
6th RULE: No weapons.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as there are any unmauled midgets.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at the Cambodian Midget Fighting League, you HAVE to fight a lion.