[Lazamataz]

The first rule of Cambodian Midget Fighting League is that you never talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.

1st RULE: You do not talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
3rd RULE: If someone says "henti" or is horribly mutilated by a lion, the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only 42 midgets to a fight.
5th RULE: One lion at a time.
6th RULE: No weapons.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as there are any unmauled midgets.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at the Cambodian Midget Fighting League, you HAVE to fight a lion.

[RegulatorCountry]

"3rd RULE: If someone says "henti" or is horribly mutilated by a lion, the fight is over."

Rule 3 would be much more amusing with "Armageddon" instead of "henti."

[Coachm]

"We are the Midgets of the Cambodian Fighting League. We have 2 weapons. Suprise and fear, fear and surprise...and an almost fanatical devotion to avoid being eaten by lions."