[xsmommy]

which leads me to suggest that a future pome of your's, written in such a style, might contain the words Quoth the Jackass, NEVERMORE.... ; )

[Gabz]

How's this

for some "Creative accounting"????????

BWWAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jack Deth]

Days ago in chambers dreary
William Frist proffered to query
Harry Reid to find the opposition's
Bipartisan Temperament of the day
A daunting task, considering Reid's
Keith Richards-ish disposition

"Harry" said Frist, "We all know you're firing blanks.
You haven't the numbers in an Up and Down Vote."
"While hiding behind the Filibuster is a juvenile prank.
While Pelosi and Boxer come off as Media Whores"
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

The lighting ebbed to something dimmer
While Harry's eyes glared and glimmered
Feeling icy trembles of fear never felt before
"Go ahead and shut down the Senate!
That threat is dead as Teddy's kidneys!" Frist did sneer.

"With no Dems to oppose, debate, or obfuscate
The votes on Bills. Your constituents will hemorrhage
While you will all be seen as Running For The Hills!"
"Hell," Frist grinned.
"The DU will probably demand that you revive Al Gore!"
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

The chamber inveigled a eerie chill
That seeped into the fetid soul of the Dem's Top Shill
While Frist straightened his tie and shot his cuffs
"I'm speaking for the Prez.
And it is he who says
That he's tired of your whining and crying,
And it's way past time to Call Your Bluff!"

"So, if you want to mess with his choice of John Bolton
The President's a whiz at 'Texas Hold 'Em'.
While your sitting there trying to fill an Inside Straight!
By all means, 'Bring It On!' and we'll let the public know the score.
Quoth the Jackass, "Nevermore!"

Jack Deth~ 05/17/05.