You've got to be kidding. Willie's far more likely to have a "Copperhead Row" going on than a still cooking in the back 40.
Who's going to be Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane? The gas station guy has got to be Larry the Cable Guy.
Please put me on your Southern Issues list. We Will Rise Again. Just as soon as we rest up a bit.
Willie? Almost (*almost*) makes me want to see it ... but not quite.