Printer and mouse problem

[trussell]

I had problems with computer/printer connections at a job I was doing some time ago. Stupid system gave me hell!
They finally just bought a new printer! LOL

[xJones]

Any of you guys know anything about computers?

Yeah, they work better if you tell them a lot that they're babe magnets, and that they're MUCH smarter than Bill Gates.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Do you plan to crush some wayward moussessss?

Inquiring minds way to know....where's your compassion?

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Inquiring minds want to know....where's your compassion?

[DeFault User]

Looks like the standard mouse jam to me.

Hitting "eject" doesn't always work. You may have to remove the toner cartridge, shake it horizontally, then spin every wheel you find and brush the mouse poop off any internal parts.

Unfortunately, I don't know anyone selling mouse refills, so you might just have to buy a new HP mouse. (That's how they make their money, you know.) Some say the new printers arrive with mice only half-full. Damn shame.

[Echo Talon]

Thanks for that gag, now thats funny right there. :D

[trussell]

I can't even step on an ant...no way would I crush a cutesy widdle mousey!! :)

[RedBloodedAmerican]

printers can be a pain, esp. on a network!

[Professional Engineer]

A printer bit my mouse once?

[trussell]

This one was printing pages, pages and more pages of strange symbols...there would be just a line or two, sometimes only 1 or 2 characters of the symbols on each page. It was really weird!

and yes...we were networked.

[Darksheare]

That's one heck of a mouse error.


My mouse used to get gummed up, I had to remove and clean the rubber roller..
Umm.. nevermind.

[Darksheare]

Keywords added!

"mouseerror, printerproblem, neednewmouse"

[PhilDragoo]

CALL A CERITIFIED MOUSE TECH

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[potlatch]

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! :)

[Finger Monkey]

Um, I think that's mouse porn.

Go, baby, go.