[TC Rider]

Does your Mom know you use her computer when she goes to her stripping job?

[Sax]

There are only three buckets in the DU's Bozo Show Ping Pong Ball Toss: "Angry," "Scared," & "Weak." Which ones have you tossed your balls into?

[kennedy]

Buh bye.

[Bald Eagle777]

Are you for real?

[trisham]

lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

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I only drink expensive gin, thank you.

[Darksheare]

Hey, Jimmy, get a clue.

[SoCalRight]

It's hard to type when you've lost the end of your finger in an industrial accident.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

And I'll have you know, I never drink gin. Tastes like cat vomit smells.

I'm a scotch man myself. I've been partaking of a wonderful bottle of Glenmorangie for a while now.

So if you're going to hurl insults like a chimpanzee slinging feces, try for some small degree of accuracy. It's not even a challenge when your verbal turds come flying past and not a single one on target.

[SoCalRight]

It must be hard to type when you've lost the end of your finger in an industrial accident.

[b4its2late]

[kennedy]

[reagan_fanatic]

Buh-bye, numb-nuts. I think I hear your mommy calling.

[Beckwith]

This poor boy needs to take a remedial course in English. Poor grammar, poor syntax, poor punctuation, poor spelling ~ all the marks of a real loser.

[Trident/Delta]

Ah yes, now you can scurry back to DU and snicker in the sandbox (don't eat the chocolate candy there) with all your little liberal (as in idiot) friends about how you showed those FR'ers a thing or two. Your simple misunderstanding to human nature is something that never ceases to amaze me.

Is it true??? That the liberal family tree has branches that include major appliances? I think that you must be a sprout on the branch that includes wingnuts and socketwrenches.

Damn, I tire of idiots....

Semper Tired

[reagan_fanatic]

[spoiler2]

Most DU trolls think that they can bring their bad little vaudeville acts to the great FR stage, but just like the olden days, the mods will give 'em the HOOK!

Of course, FReepers get to throw virtual tomatoes and lightning at them first!

[Simmy2.5]

Now put back your hippy goggles and waddle you way back to DU!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I hate gin. I drink cheap bourbon. Get your facts straight next time, poopy pants.

[Twinkie]

Make the ocean good gin and you're on!!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"... is the wretched 'Admin Mod', a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab..."

Aren't the Admin's mostly female????