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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)
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Posted on 05/12/2005 10:33:39 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us
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To: JoeSixPack1
Probably run the world out of beer or something. Not Good.
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posted on
05/12/2005 1:33:29 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Either I do not have PMS or I am a Bitch all of the time. Or your hubby is lying in the interest of household harmony (from one who does so regularly)!
82
posted on
05/12/2005 1:35:38 PM PDT
by
6ppc
To: 6ppc
Actually he isn't lying, I am funny and pleasant all of the time. Until someone drags me into a flame war that is.
83
posted on
05/12/2005 1:37:18 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Drink up!! As Jay Leno used to say,, "We'll make more!" :-)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
It aint that time of the month is it?........ Heh, heh*************
:)
85
posted on
05/12/2005 1:46:08 PM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: N. Theknow
PMS = The other 3 weeks.***********
ROFL! So it seems.
86
posted on
05/12/2005 1:47:20 PM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: trisham
*************
Is that a "insert favorite four letter words here" post? LOL
87
posted on
05/12/2005 1:49:16 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
The one who changes toilet paper rolls shoud be the one who uses the most toilet paper.
88
posted on
05/12/2005 1:55:03 PM PDT
by
William Terrell
(Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Is that a "insert favorite four letter words here" post? LOL****************
Heavens to Betsy. I've tried to clean up my language, but I guess I'm not fooling anyone.
:)
89
posted on
05/12/2005 1:55:30 PM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: William Terrell
The one who changes toilet paper rolls shoud be the one who uses the most toilet paper.
Here, here! I nominate this as the post of the day! LOL
90
posted on
05/12/2005 1:59:15 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: conservativebabe
No but he has turned many of my white bras and panties pink or faded blue,
Hey that's how I do laundry.
Whenever I "batch" it for any length of time, everything goes into the washer in one load. Even if it is the size of a dump truck. "Toots" pretty much forbids me from messin with the washer.
There is a method to my madness, don't ya know!
91
posted on
05/12/2005 2:04:13 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: conservativebabe
I can relate to your husband. A few weeks ago, I was doing laundry and I accidently shrunk her favorite pair of pants. She got really upset. I told her that I was sorry and that I loved her and that I would make it up to her. The next day "I would make it up to her" turned into a five hour shopping spree to redeem the mistake I had made. She is still waiting for me to shrink another pair of her pants.
92
posted on
05/12/2005 2:05:48 PM PDT
by
johnlaw
To: trisham
Heavens to Betsy. I've tried to clean up my language, but I guess I'm not fooling anyone.
See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands. LOL
93
posted on
05/12/2005 2:07:03 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands. LOL************
I believe that's the focus of Basic Husband Skills 101. ;)
94
posted on
05/12/2005 2:14:45 PM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: trisham
I believe that's the focus of Basic Husband Skills 101
UH OH!
Look out guys she's on to us............LOL
95
posted on
05/12/2005 2:17:49 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
"See........we only pretend we can't find our a$$ with both hands." LOL
I suspected as much.
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Look out guys she's on to us............LOL*************
Fortunately for me, husband is a summa cum laude graduate of Husband University. ;)
97
posted on
05/12/2005 2:42:45 PM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: So Cal Rocket
I actually prefer to be the one who changes the toilet paper rolls in my house... my wife puts the new rolls on such that the paper rolls from the bottom (underhanded), I prefer that the paper rolls from the top (overhanded).Overhanded is the only correct way. The paper doesn't touch the wall!
98
posted on
05/12/2005 2:52:47 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I think the toilet paper discussion should have it's own thread!
Don't you think?
dd
99
posted on
05/12/2005 3:48:56 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: MotleyGirl70
Genetics are strange. If your parents didn't have kids, it is likely you won't either.
100
posted on
05/12/2005 3:58:39 PM PDT
by
llevrok
( Native American* (*born here))
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