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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (Humor)
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Posted on 05/12/2005 10:33:39 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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To: llevrok
Breaking the vicious cycle!
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posted on
05/12/2005 4:21:30 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: missyme
102
posted on
05/12/2005 4:21:46 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
To: JoeSixPack1
Geez! I already know what it's like to tangle with a menopausal one, sometimes lands you in FR Suspension Jail!
LOL...
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posted on
05/12/2005 4:33:15 PM PDT
by
missyme
(The Conclusion is:)
To: missyme
To: JoeSixPack1
Me Too! Missed you all! have to ketchup!!!
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posted on
05/12/2005 4:44:46 PM PDT
by
missyme
(The Conclusion is:)
To: Argh
Here, you need this......LOL
If you want I can fix the spelling......
106
posted on
05/12/2005 4:57:37 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; MeekOneGOP; yall; All
107
posted on
05/12/2005 4:59:14 PM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: Rightly Biased
Heh, heh, No doubt! From 2000 huh, that's a moldy oldy, LOL
108
posted on
05/12/2005 5:02:32 PM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
Heck thats pre RB
did you notice how many posters are still here today?
109
posted on
05/12/2005 5:45:25 PM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; SortaBichy
My husband says he does not notice any mood changes with me. Either I do not have PMS or I am a Bitch all of the time.
Pinging your FReeper twin!
110
posted on
05/12/2005 6:12:13 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
To: colorcountry
"Been there...doing that. I've got to tell you, hot flashes are a bee-yotch."
My better half calls them power surges.
111
posted on
05/12/2005 9:52:19 PM PDT
by
Abogado
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt)
To: ErnBatavia
LOL!
same here...
the P for me stands for "Perpetual,"
not "Pre"
:)
To: Allosaurs_r_us
One of the nice things about hitting your 50's, the 'pause that refreshes.
To: Allosaurs_r_us
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:07:21 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: najida
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to put in the bulb, and one to write a folk song about it...
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