Not long ago, I was sitting in my car in a parking area killing some time. Next to me was a SUV (I had to get that in). It's owner came along, and before getting in, she squatted down and took a whiz right next to my car (a clean rest room was no more than 100 feet away). I should have blown my horn, but I resisted the temptation. She probably would have left more than a puddle.
Nam Vet
P.S. Sorry about the comment, but when I saw your screenname I had to chuckle.