Posted on 05/10/2005 7:11:28 AM PDT by dead
This just might be the best thread ever.
[sidebar] What.?... It was the woman that was defacating..
Nevermind...
Suspicions confirmed!
I knew it could be done! Directions will be passed along to Ma-Ma' momentarily! ;o)
Well, I'd have to say your photo brings to mind the bright scarlet and golden hues of a magnificent sunset or the brilliant light of a full moon against a navy sky; the smell of the air freshened by a recent rainstorm; the delightful sound of a child's laughter; the feel of clean, soft and silken sheets against your skin after a rewarding day of hard work; the tangy sweet flavor of that first bite of rhubarb pie.
Yeah, that's what I thought about when I was pinged and the photo then graced My Comments page. How about the rest of you? :o)
Eh. I just saw some freaky guy in an improvident g-string gettin' bit on the butt by a snake.
And this cloud looks like a fluffy bunny.
Improvident. Good choice of words.
(Looks more like some yappy, long-eared dog running to me.) :o)
Two words: Kegel Exercises. Women CAN stand up to pee once those muscles are in tip-top form, ;)
"Who was more surprised during both of those instances, you or the ones who tripped over you?"
Well, I don't remember the doe having much to say...she rust kept running. The Colonel and I had a good laugh though. Luckily, we only had blanks during that exercise and no fixed bayonettes, or one of us could've seriously been hurt.
He was like that, though. Even when the exercises were done, he'd still come mess with ya, just to make sure you knew your chit. ;) (I miss that guy. He was one of the best Commanders I had.)
Hey - whatduyaknow! That is a very educational site! Instructions for anything you might wish to do, or not, LOL. Ain't the internet great?
Di: I hope you didn't miss Xena's "educational website" in post#141. Sounds like the Kegels aren't completely necessary.
Well, I'd at least like to thank you for moving the freakish thing down far enough on my comments page that I don't have to see it.
Oy! :)
LOL... I'm debating whether I ought to bring this up to my daughter or not ... Oy is right! Actually, I'm debating about debating about whether I ought to bring this up to my daughter... LOL
Well, not to put TOO fine a point on it, but, if she has a husband he'll appreciate it, too. Not so much the "peeing standing up" which some husbands might find freakish, but the other "benefits" that go along with strong pelvic muscles. :)
I'd post the picture I have, but I don't want another suspension....
I agree with Batavia 100%, my ex wife, Velveeta was a pretty good size woman. She could actually plug the toilet so bad, roto-rooter had to come out to our place about every 2 weeks. You know how big a block of Velveeta chesse is, well she could lay one about the same size, only not rectangular shaped.....more like the Goodyear Blimp
,,, great nations weren't built on those notions, just as great snake dens weren't built on unscheduled motions.
Perhaps your husband should reconsider.
Most snakes eat rats and mice and are probably beneficial.
Its most unfortunate that no one killed or captured the offending snake.
The article never mentioned whether it was venomous or not, and different types of antivenins are available, specific to the type of snake involved.
Nope - we shoot snakes around here. Cats and dogs and traps take care of rodents.
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