Posted on 05/08/2005 6:30:20 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
1. "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." Oscar Wilde.
2. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." Dolly Parton.
3. "One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either." Charlotte Rampling.
4. "When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands." HL Mencken.
5. "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man." Thomas Edison
6. "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs." Friedrich Nietzsche
7. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote." Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
8. "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man." Erica Jong.
9. "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property." Napolean Bonaparte
10. "I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." Rebecca West.
11. "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." Aristotle Onassis
12. "Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses." Ivern Boyett
13. "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?" Rita Rudner
14. "When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names." Kin Hubbard
15. "Most women are not as young as they are painted." Max Beerbohm
16. "Women add zest to the unlicenced hours." Allen Thomas
17. "When women go wrong, men go right after them." Mae West.
18. "She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when." PG Wodehouse.
19. "Women are nothing but machines for producing children." Napolean Bonaparte.
20. "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie.
21. "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one." WC Fields
22. "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton.
23. "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." Roseanne Barr.
24. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often." Oliver Hereford
25. "My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name." Patrick Murray
26. "Women should be obscene and not heard." Groucho Marx.
27. "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain.
28. "As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own appartment." Jay Leno
29. "Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car." Will Durst
30. "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." Rupert Hughes
Of course, Dickie has made a living for almost ten years dissing the Clintons and predicting their downfall...if they ever did go to prison, Dickie's career would be over...
bTW, Dick Morris is very, very short (speaking of Napoleon)...I saw him at a booksigning and his feet did not even reach the ground. Could explain the toe thing?
I'm guessing she's on the "powdery white stuff" diet that seems to be so popular among her social set.
She still looks great though.
I hope it works. I like her. Don't know him altho I recognize the name. I hope she takes time away from movies and has a regular life.
Rush was hysterical today talking about Barney and the squeeze. Thanks for posting the photo..(Guy looks a bit like Brad Pitt, lol).
"Peter, you are a miracle worker! Producing a 2 million dollar gala for a mere $401,419.03!"
A "Hollywood Gala Farewell Tribute to President William Jefferson Clinton" will be held Aug. 12 in Beverly Hills, the site to be confirmed. The evening's also a fundraiser salute to the Senate 2000 Campaign of Hillary Clinton. It will include a cocktail reception, an all-star concert (for 1,400) and dinner-dancing (125 guests), the prices for each seg escalating. Producing this event are Aaron Tomkins, Stan Lee and Peter Paul. Gary Smith agreed to assist this gala despite the fact he's heading production of the Demo convention Aug. 14-17. The giant fundraiser for Al Gore will follow after his nomination Aug. 17 with a concert starring Barbra Streisand at the Shrine ...source
Some whackjob actually made a thread to celebrate Huffy's new blog....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1399548/posts
This photo from Carolina Herrera shows country music star Kenny Chesney kissing the hand of his bride, actress Renee Zellweger, wearing her Carolina Herrera designed wedding dress, on the beach in Cruz Bay, on St.John in the U.S. Virgin Islands on Monday, May 9, 2005. (AP Photo/Carolina Herrera)
Sightings: Bill (carrying a big tub of popcorn) [low cholesterol, we trust] and Hillary Clinton sneaking into seats at the Jacob Burns Center in Westchester to see "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room," the documentary based on the book by Fortune writers Peter Elkind and Bethany McLean . . . (Page Six)
Tidbit du jour:
Which married cable news executive who's been toiling in Iraq is said to be back in the arms of his stateside mistress, an also-married master media manipulator who appears on his network? Word is they've both been able to keep the affair from their families, but colleagues have caught on. (Rush & Molloy)
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It used to be fun to be a presidential playmate. Just ask Harry S. Truman 's poker partners, JFK 's sailing mates, or Bill Clinton 's golf gang. You can almost smell the cigar smoke and hear the clinking of ice cubes in crystal glasses. Well, that's not how it is when President Bush gathers his crew to play. Like his father before him, who used to play "speed golf" and a funky combo racquetball and volleyball called "Wallyball," Dubya likes to exercise hard with his friends, and his latest sport is mountain biking. But he's gotten so good at it that he's singling out his strongest buddies for invites to Camp David. White House correspondent Kenneth T. Walsh , author of a new book on Camp David and other presidential retreats, tells us, "Bush is looking for the physically fit." No doubt, since Walsh says the prez has crafted a course of steep hills around Camp David to ride his Trek in 90-minute races, sometimes leaving his friends in his dust. Not everybody has to ride, though: Bush still likes to do jigsaw puzzles. Compare that with Clinton's less stressful Camp David routine. In Walsh's From Mount Vernon to Crawford: A History of the Presidents and Their Retreats, we learn that Bubba liked to shoot skeet, jog, ride horses, channel surf, and play cards, sometimes until sunup. And when the first lady joined him, Walsh discovered, she took up her "secret passion": bowling. WashingtonWhispers
She's Kelly Craighead, who was Clinton's ever-present travel director and close pal so close that the former first lady performed the 2001 civil ceremony when Craighead wed Erick Mullen, a former aide to Sen. Chuck Schumer.
Craighead's name surfaced as jury selection began in the federal trial in Los Angeles of Clinton's ex-finance director, David Rosen, who is charged with illegally under-reporting the costs of an Aug. 12, 2000 Hollywood gala.
The proposed jury questionnaire lists Craighead and other key players including longtime Clinton loyalist Harold Ickes to prevent conflicts of interest by checking if jurors know any of them.
The list also includes Sen. Ted Kennedy's brother-in-law, Ray Reggie, who wore a wire to tape Rosen discussing costs of the Clinton gala.
The Clinton camp the senator's office and lawyer David Kendall declined comment on why Craighead would be listed as a key player or whether she is likely to be called as a witness. Federal prosecutors say Clinton isn't a target, but her critics are watching for revelations that could embarrass her as she eyes a 2008 White House bid and runs for re-election next year.
Craighead, who previously worked for Clinton while she was first lady, and later at the senator's political-action committee, Hillpac, couldn't be reached for comment.
But Aaron Tonken, a convicted felon involved with the Hollywood gala, told The New York Sun in February that he gave pricey gifts, such as a $10,000 gold watch to Craighead and updated her on hanky-panky with the gala's books.
Tonken whose name is also on the jury questionnaire said he gave Craighead a Hawaiian vacation and a Baume & Mercie gold watch worth $10,000 and she kept the watch for a year and returned it only after an FBI inquiry, the report said.
Tonken also claimed that he regularly updated Craighead about unreported gala expenses and about FBI inquiries when he began cooperating with the feds about a month after the fund-raiser, it added.
About 60 jurors were given the questionnaire, which also underscores Clinton's polarizing image. It asks, "Do you have such strong feelings one way or another about Hillary Clinton that would make it difficult for you to impartially consider this case?"
The advantage of underreporting the cost of the gala by hundreds of thousands of dollars is that it would have given Clinton's campaign a lot more coveted "hard" money to spend.
Rosen faces up to 15 years in jail and $250,000 in fines. Clinton has said she is standing by him and expects him to be cleared. NYPost
Doggoneit, when will I be picked for a jury like that? "Why no, I have no strong feelings either way about Mrs. Clinton," I would sweetly coo to the attorneys and the court.
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