Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!
"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"
Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal. 
"Silliness? Fascinating." 
(The ONLY true Star Trek)
ALWAYS recycle! 
When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."
The Lynndie
(It will be the next hokie-pokie…)
You put your left thumb up
You’re right hand for a while
You point at his penis
And you give a great big smile
You let the sig just hang there and puff it in and out, that’s what it’s all about!
You put the panties on
You take the panties off
You put the panties on
And you make a noisy scoff
You take little snapshot and you share it with your buds, that’s what it’s all about!
You stack them here
You stack them there
You make a pyramid
Out of dirty skin and hair
You hook up little wires so they think they’re gonna fry, that’s what it’s all about!
start at #114
My husband and I divorced because of religious beliefs.
I believed in God, and my husband believed he was god.
I can't open these two pics. :^{
two good choices, Mel and Bruce. Both conservative and good lookers. I'd put Denzel in that category.
Do you have a Hugh Jackson pic? He's worthy.
Sorry about being late.
Well, no, I'm not, not really. I mean I am sorry that I now have hundreds of posts to get through but I'm a serious silliness maven so I can handle it. As for any of you who missed me, it's a sign that you really need to get a life so I'm not sorry at all.
I know I've been missing a lot of fun, though.
Shalom.
Yup, your late. And I only have an hour left. I going to be missing out on a lot.
I got about this far and the dang thing took off on me. I couldn't get a good hold of it because of the coating.
I never could figure out cooking.
Shalom.
Shalom Aarrrggghh.
'Bout time.
peace baby
Seeing this, I laughed out loud - in fact: a little titter...
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She
went
down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when
a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier,
crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm
off to Europe in the morning. If you like, I can stow you away on
my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have
to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new
meaning.The sailor brought her aboard that night and hid her in a
lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made mad passionate love until dawn.
She was discovered by the captain three weeks later during a
routine
inspection. "What are you doing here?" the captain
asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He
certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry."
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