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Top 7 Ways to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo (vanidad)
pissant times
| 5/5/05
| sir pissant
Posted on 05/05/2005 11:43:58 AM PDT by pissant
To help celebrate the 4th most popular "drinking" day on the Gregorian calander (behind New Years, St. Paddy's and Steak & BJ day), here are some festive ideas.
7. Rob an illegal alien and buy a case of Tecate with the proceeds.
6. Send a bar of soap to your favorite french co-worker
5. Do a dance on the bar wearing only a Sombrero
4. Sneak a Habanero pepper into your secretary's PBJ
3. Tune in Univision at work and do shots of tequila every time you see cleavage on the Mexican Soap Opera
2. Eat three 7-11 "Red hot" burritos for lunch and share the ensuing flatulence with others in your meeting.
1. Start a petition drive to give LA back to Mexico!
Cheers.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:43:59 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:45:22 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Cops to Jennigirl: Can we stop looking for the blue van now?)
To: beyond the sea
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:48:26 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Kosher dills on the side......
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:50:10 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Cops to Jennigirl: Can we stop looking for the blue van now?)
To: pissant
" and Steak & BJ day"
I seem to be missing this holiday....which is it?
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:50:31 AM PDT
by
Blzbba
(Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
To: pissant
Start a petition drive to give LA back to Mexico!As long as it includes Hollyweird.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:51:17 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Cops to Jennigirl: Can we stop looking for the blue van now?)
To: pissant
How about, on the way home from work, call the police on every a-hole hanging a giant mexican flag out of their car window while driving like a total jag, and playing irrecogzinable and incoherent thumping noise on thier stereo thats well above civilized noise levels and violating local noise ordinances?
I mean, I know thats how I'll be celebrating.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:51:29 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(Socialists are blessed with the desire to serve others. That's why most of them work @ McDonalds)
To: pissant
Steak and BJ Day, with drinks... Now THAT sounds like a party!
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:51:51 AM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Blzbba
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:51:53 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
How about, on the way home from work, call the police on every a-hole hanging a giant mexican flag out of their car window while driving like a total jag, and playing irrecogzinable and incoherent thumping noise on thier stereo thats well above civilized noise levels and violating local noise ordinances?
I mean, I know thats how I'll be celebrating.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:51:55 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(Socialists are blessed with the desire to serve others. That's why most of them work @ McDonalds)
To: pissant
Anybody else remember the post from last year about a submarine and the introduction of mayonnaise into Mexico from france?
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:52:12 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:53:44 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Ahh. Thanks. I'll forward that link to my wife in hopes of spreading the good news of this most-needed of holidays.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:55:07 AM PDT
by
Blzbba
(Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
To: beyond the sea
Yes, hollywood must be included. But we might have to pay them to take it.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:55:34 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
Drink Margaritas til dawn.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:55:37 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:56:29 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm with ya, even though such a "lightweight" as I may not be able to keep up...
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:58:05 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant; All
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:58:34 AM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: pissant
As long as you give it a shot. Pacing is the key.
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posted on
05/05/2005 11:59:04 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Frank_Discussion
I figured that since the filter would not let it through.
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posted on
05/05/2005 12:00:30 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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