Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

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[grannie9]

I like clever girls. Would you like to stop by and see more of my seascapes?

Heh, heh, heh, and I'll give you a clever girl answer.............."Not on your life".....lol.

Besides, I don't think you have anything new to show me you crazy codger. ;)

Never touched that pic of yours, just stuck in the jet-ski and babe. ;)

[Darksheare]

Good to see you.

Hoping the weather clears up enough for safe travel.

[Woliff]

............."Not on your life".....lol.

I said clever not smart ass...

How do you know what new stuff I have in my inventory?

Would you like a drink little girl?

[lodwick]

Best if read before breakfast, or any meal.

THE MAKING OF A COWBOY

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead" Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

[Woliff]

YUK!!!

[grannie9]

Would you like a drink little girl?

Mmmmm...I don't know if I can trust you, Pirate. ;)

[grannie9]

Looks like you already had one, stoooopid! ;)

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[Lakeshark]

just stuck in the jet-ski and babe. ;)

You might have at least put a thong on her, um, lower parts........

[lodwick]

I believe that there's a postage stamp of blue there - but it took a magnifying glass for me to see it.

Blame it on the dial-up...

[Cuttnhorse]

This is Roche Harbor marina in the San Juan Islands...the marina is consistantly voted the best marina in North America...outstanding marina, great restaurant and facilities.

When you pay for a slip at the marina, they let you use all the hotel facilities...pool, sauna, gym...so, if you buy a $350,000 boat and pay $35 per night, you really save a lot of money over staying at the hotel.(?) (This kind of reasoning will keep me working until I am 93)

[lodwick]

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[Cuttnhorse]

LOL!! Good joke Loddy...I'll send it around to my ranch pals.

[lodwick]

Gorgeous.

What is the water temp up there?

Any nude beaches?

[Cuttnhorse]

Another snap of Roche Harbor Marina:

[Cuttnhorse]

The water temp was 50°...too much shrinkage factor.

[Woliff]

ok... done

[Cuttnhorse]

Here's a shot of our little boat...it was really nice. Twin diesels, a frig and freezer, two "state rooms"(a little small), both with heads and showers, a galley with a stove, hot water, microwave and all kinds of cool navigation gear. We ran the boat from the fly-bridge which was great for sight seeing. Notice, Nully, no large gaping holes in the hull after my rusty docking. The boat-handling took awhile to get back to where I was so many snows ago, but the navigation stuff came right back...it helped that I have been studying for the past several months.

[lodwick]

VERY nicely done.

Did you use the sails or the motors, more?

[lodwick]

Just doh!

That's the nav - not the mast...