Posted on 05/03/2005 8:23:05 PM PDT by Mo1
Did gran post something new?
LOL!
I think the ol' girl's gone off the edge. It happens.
Bellingham, WA. sunset..
Today hasn't been a good day for me..LOL..
Best I head off for bed..Goodnight all. Have good ones...
.....Westy.....
*ahem*
To: null and void
Morning Nully....I see you are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning. LOL
8,142 posted on 04/12/2005 7:10:58 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe; null and void
"I see you are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning"
Nully's a squirrel???
8,164 posted on 04/12/2005 5:27:49 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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Nully is a squirrel.
8,173 posted on 04/12/2005 7:26:50 PM PDT by null and void (innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...)
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And don't forget it or I'll get teste!
*Smooch*
She has definitely lost it on this one......
What's next? Sharks in pink boxers? Stripper snakes? Wait.....wait......
Caption: Nuts to you!
I think the dog is gran.......
Oh, I could willfully strangle you, Loddy. I wish I knew how to make crepes, especially strawberry.
crepes are easy to make....people even make them to make mock Mac & Cheese
http://web.foodnetwork.com/food/web/searchResults?searchString=crepes&site=FOOD&searchType=Recipe&GoSearch.x=17&GoSearch.y=12
LOL!
Thanks for both of those.
Love them!
(I've got to get mroe web space for some of the tiefed pics I grabbed.)
LOL!
Ah yes.
Memory fog has lifted.
You're in control of the squirrels, aren't you.
Thanks, Westy, for that beautiful sunset.
Hope Today (Saturday) is a better day for you.
I'm hard at work here in my office.
Ozzie the Rooster
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
Whitey's favorite rooster was old Ozzie, being from a very fine specimen he was, too. But, on this particular morning, Whitey noticed old Ozzie's bell hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Ozzie had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Whitey was so proud of Ozzie, he entered him in the county fair and Ozzie became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded Ozzie the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Ozzie was a Democrat.
Who else could figure out how to win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populous and screwing them.
Tomorrow is our turn in the barrel as we have all Mrs.L's family, and mother over for Mother's Day brunch featuring:
Sausage casserole w/salsa
Fresh fruit salad medley
Various rolls, breads, and croissants w/strawberry butter
Mimosas for those of legal age
Desert? I don't know yet.
What a production.
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