[Asphalt]

Is it just me or is that just a bit ghey?

[Brian328i]

Who is David Beckham?

[CWW]

S-H-A-L-L-O-W worshipers of self.

[exile]

Call me crazy, but I'd rather just get old than have to use all that girly goop.

Mrs. Exile is fond of pointing out my gray hairs (I'm 29). I've earned every damn one of them.

[tfecw]

Hmm i also heard that rubbing millions of dollars on your skin helps. For an added affect, sleep on piles of money. Both work well.

[Pondman88]

Metro. But hey, if you got the money, the skills, the trophy wife....what the hell.

[RushCrush]

I don't think he is attractive at all. Too femmy for me.

[SE Mom]

The Athlete as Metrosexual.

[IamConservative]

How I stay gorgeous

Keep buying your dates drinks? Interviewer: "What type of woman do you like?"

Comedian: "I like'em like Irish Coffee, hot and full of booze."

[t_skoz]

this thread was SCREAMING for this pic!!!

[JillValentine]

Sheesh, he's way more girly than me.

[MikefromOhio]

MikeinIraq: As if I care what I soccer player thinks, cares about or does....

[Laura Earl]

Want me to start slathering beauty creams on you?

[kitkat]

***Is it just me or is that just a bit ghey?***

Sure stuck this woman that way. By the way, if "ghey" is a new spelling for "gay," I like it. They took our good word and turned it into something else. I think we should all use "ghey," and take "gay" back again.

[MonroeDNA]

pillow biter.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

He also denies his wife's infamous suggestion that he wears her G-strings.

"I wouldn't get them past my knees," he said.

Sounds like he's tried.

[safeasthebanks]

Bobby Moore is rolling over in his grave!

I know soccer many times gets a bad rap over here, mainly because it's seen as the sport of "soccer-moms" and snooty, effete, college white-boys, but in (especially) the UK, it was always a very blue-collar past-time, with some true tough as nails characters playing it back in the 60s and 70s (and before).

Beckham is a disgrace to those that paved the way for him to now make his millions. When the US plays England this summer, I hope Bocanegra or somebody breaks his freakin' leg!

[conservativebabe]

Now if only they put as much time and thought into their souls.

Shameless vanity of the rich and famous. Nothing more important to do than buy the most expensive moisturizer on the market. So rough.

[keepingtrack]

[Reactionary]

Ah. Egalitarian androgeny and queerishness. Next thing you know, women will start farting and scratching in public.

[RushCrush]